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Here are some of the things I would like to do before I reach the vintage age of 30...
- Punch a famous person in the face
- Run for mayor
- Try and return a dead pet claiming it is 'faulty'
- Have a 3sum (With 2 girls...obviously...)
- Gargle with melted cheese
- Crash my car
- Crash someone elses car
- Chase Gary Linekar in a golf cart
- Make a robot for Robot Wars
- Crash it
- Try and make it big as a club DJ
- Fail
- Find a cure for the common cold
- Design and market 'pump them up' breast implants and make a million
- Blow it on hookers and lager
- Invent a new porn site URL, namely .cum
- Try and get my patented 'Fish and cheese' flavoured crisps recognised
- Eat nothing but raisins for a week
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Get some nipple clamps and put them on my fat mate called Ben
- Take photos on Ben with nipple clamps on
- Post the pictures to Ben's mother with a note sayin, "Dear mum, gone to work in a fetish dungeon, love Bondage Ben"
- Learn how to riverdance
- Start a rock band
- Hijack a school bus full of children and take them to Mexico
- Have my own brand of cheap vodka, aimed at the homeless and poor.
- Join the mafia
- Race tortoises
- Drive a hearse
- Hire a hitman to get the smurfs
- Get a monkey called Wesley
- Request another series of Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Shake my hair off and convince people I am the dude from shooting stars
- Go into rehab
- Visit Iraq, after the nuclear winter
- Get a job, marry, settle down, pop out a few kids and buckle down for the next 40 years until I die. Ride on!
- Punch a famous person in the face
- Run for mayor
- Try and return a dead pet claiming it is 'faulty'
- Have a 3sum (With 2 girls...obviously...)
- Gargle with melted cheese
- Crash my car
- Crash someone elses car
- Chase Gary Linekar in a golf cart
- Make a robot for Robot Wars
- Crash it
- Try and make it big as a club DJ
- Fail
- Find a cure for the common cold
- Design and market 'pump them up' breast implants and make a million
- Blow it on hookers and lager
- Invent a new porn site URL, namely .cum
- Try and get my patented 'Fish and cheese' flavoured crisps recognised
- Eat nothing but raisins for a week
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Get some nipple clamps and put them on my fat mate called Ben
- Take photos on Ben with nipple clamps on
- Post the pictures to Ben's mother with a note sayin, "Dear mum, gone to work in a fetish dungeon, love Bondage Ben"
- Learn how to riverdance
- Start a rock band
- Hijack a school bus full of children and take them to Mexico
- Have my own brand of cheap vodka, aimed at the homeless and poor.
- Join the mafia
- Race tortoises
- Drive a hearse
- Hire a hitman to get the smurfs
- Get a monkey called Wesley
- Request another series of Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Shake my hair off and convince people I am the dude from shooting stars
- Go into rehab
- Visit Iraq, after the nuclear winter
- Get a job, marry, settle down, pop out a few kids and buckle down for the next 40 years until I die. Ride on!
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Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> -bend the law's of physics and lick my elbow
It isn't physics, it is a law of biology if anything. However you could do it if you were double jointed or cut your arm off.
> -have a plane joystick removed from my left breast
Haha, man boobs!
> -bend the law's of physics and lick my elbow
It isn't physics, it is a law of biology if anything. However you could do it if you were double jointed or cut your arm off.
> -have a plane joystick removed from my left breast
Haha, man boobs!
-bend the law's of physics and lick my elbow
-fly a plane
-perform an emergency landing
-have a plane joystick removed from my left breast
-obtain and raise a pet penguin
-train the pengium to post on GAD
-use the penguin to win games
-invent a new colour *strains mind*
-fly a plane
-perform an emergency landing
-have a plane joystick removed from my left breast
-obtain and raise a pet penguin
-train the pengium to post on GAD
-use the penguin to win games
-invent a new colour *strains mind*
maddmun wrote:
> Get abducted by females from a hidden island who don't know what
> clothes are and have never heard of cheating on someone. Yey.
Are produce asexually
> Get abducted by females from a hidden island who don't know what
> clothes are and have never heard of cheating on someone. Yey.
Are produce asexually
El Blokey wrote:
> -Set up an Eastenders fansite at www.dot.cotton.com
Heh, thats funny :-), psst retards - You have to say it out loud :-)
> -Punch someone as hard as I possibly can to see what damage it would
> do
Oh you have to do that, I have done it and it is fairly self-satisfying
> -Have a book published
On my serious list I would agree with this - I wannabeawriteryousee
> -Set up an Eastenders fansite at www.dot.cotton.com
Heh, thats funny :-), psst retards - You have to say it out loud :-)
> -Punch someone as hard as I possibly can to see what damage it would
> do
Oh you have to do that, I have done it and it is fairly self-satisfying
> -Have a book published
On my serious list I would agree with this - I wannabeawriteryousee
Get abducted by females from a hidden island who don't know what clothes are and have never heard of cheating on someone. Yey.
"- Gargle with melted cheese "
Bow to my feet, as I have successfully completed this task, many a time.
BOW!
Bow to my feet, as I have successfully completed this task, many a time.
BOW!
Yes, assistants!
-Set up an Eastenders fansite at www.dot.cotton.com
-Punch someone as hard as I possibly can to see what damage it would do
-Have a book published
-Get to top of the GAD leaderboard
-Punch someone as hard as I possibly can to see what damage it would do
-Have a book published
-Get to top of the GAD leaderboard
I would very much like to help you reach you're goals, except the last one
No, I spent the last half hour making it up and writing it.
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