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"Things I want to do before I am 30"

Here are some of the things I would like to do before I reach the vintage age of 30...

- Punch a famous person in the face
- Run for mayor
- Try and return a dead pet claiming it is 'faulty'
- Have a 3sum (With 2 girls...obviously...)
- Gargle with melted cheese
- Crash my car
- Crash someone elses car
- Chase Gary Linekar in a golf cart
- Make a robot for Robot Wars
- Crash it
- Try and make it big as a club DJ
- Fail
- Find a cure for the common cold
- Design and market 'pump them up' breast implants and make a million
- Blow it on hookers and lager
- Invent a new porn site URL, namely .cum
- Try and get my patented 'Fish and cheese' flavoured crisps recognised
- Eat nothing but raisins for a week
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Get some nipple clamps and put them on my fat mate called Ben
- Take photos on Ben with nipple clamps on
- Post the pictures to Ben's mother with a note sayin, "Dear mum, gone to work in a fetish dungeon, love Bondage Ben"
- Learn how to riverdance
- Start a rock band
- Hijack a school bus full of children and take them to Mexico
- Have my own brand of cheap vodka, aimed at the homeless and poor.
- Join the mafia
- Race tortoises
- Drive a hearse
- Hire a hitman to get the smurfs
- Get a monkey called Wesley
- Request another series of Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Shake my hair off and convince people I am the dude from shooting stars
- Go into rehab
- Visit Iraq, after the nuclear winter
- Get a job, marry, settle down, pop out a few kids and buckle down for the next 40 years until I die. Ride on!

I thought it would be Schindlers list...

Hitlers favorite film was 'king kong'

Badgers eat frogs

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Lil ginge wrote:
> ..........ok dont fish 4 compliments....im new to all this and
> garlic
> breads review was pretty wicked...
>
> now who's fishing for complements?

You are

There are 2 calories in the average ejaculation

The squid has the largest eye of any animal

if you spell out every number in order you wont use "a" until 101.

Lil ginge wrote:
> ..........ok dont fish 4 compliments....im new to all this and garlic
> breads review was pretty wicked...

with that sarcastic tease i here by with hold any gd compliments made to garlic bread

Lil ginge wrote:
> ..........ok dont fish 4 compliments....im new to all this and garlic
> breads review was pretty wicked...

now who's fishing for complements?

I'm not fishing, I was been sarcastic. Yeah his review is really good - my Medal Of Honor (GC) review is pretty good too :-)

Kyz22 wrote:
> Really? Have I? when do i et to tend the rabbits?

..........ok dont fish 4 compliments....im new to all this and garlic breads review was pretty wicked...

Really? Have I?