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"Things I want to do before I am 30"

Here are some of the things I would like to do before I reach the vintage age of 30...

- Punch a famous person in the face
- Run for mayor
- Try and return a dead pet claiming it is 'faulty'
- Have a 3sum (With 2 girls...obviously...)
- Gargle with melted cheese
- Crash my car
- Crash someone elses car
- Chase Gary Linekar in a golf cart
- Make a robot for Robot Wars
- Crash it
- Try and make it big as a club DJ
- Fail
- Find a cure for the common cold
- Design and market 'pump them up' breast implants and make a million
- Blow it on hookers and lager
- Invent a new porn site URL, namely .cum
- Try and get my patented 'Fish and cheese' flavoured crisps recognised
- Eat nothing but raisins for a week
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Get some nipple clamps and put them on my fat mate called Ben
- Take photos on Ben with nipple clamps on
- Post the pictures to Ben's mother with a note sayin, "Dear mum, gone to work in a fetish dungeon, love Bondage Ben"
- Learn how to riverdance
- Start a rock band
- Hijack a school bus full of children and take them to Mexico
- Have my own brand of cheap vodka, aimed at the homeless and poor.
- Join the mafia
- Race tortoises
- Drive a hearse
- Hire a hitman to get the smurfs
- Get a monkey called Wesley
- Request another series of Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Shake my hair off and convince people I am the dude from shooting stars
- Go into rehab
- Visit Iraq, after the nuclear winter
- Get a job, marry, settle down, pop out a few kids and buckle down for the next 40 years until I die. Ride on!

Garlic Bread!? wrote:

> - slap Tony Blaire with a halebert

Translated into English that is "Slap Tony Blair with a Halibut" ?

cookie monster wrote:

Pffff im doing a degree in biochemistry

Oooh big man! :-P


Are you saying the women produce asexually thus denying maddmun his dream in an attempt to be funny?

Yes

Sfone wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
>
> God you are dense!
>
> As I have a slight resemblance to the sun of God, I shall take offense
> for the Almighty one :+}

The sun of God, eh? Is he like Jesus, the SON of God?

- re-write the bible with a happy ending
- invent bulletproof underpants
- learn how to cut my own hair
- learn how to cut my own hair good
- Duel with a mexican
- slap Tony Blaire with a halebert
- get bailed from police custody for the above : )

Kyz22 wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> maddmun wrote:
> Get abducted by females from a hidden island who don't know what
> clothes are and have never heard of cheating on someone. Yey.
>
> Are produce asexually
>
> Eh?
>
> Asexual = single sex. Like how bacteria reproduces. God you are dense!

Pffff im doing a degree in biochemistry, so yeah, i can see how im dense. But im afraid what you said makes little sense. Are you saying the women produce asexually thus denying maddmun his dream in an attempt to be funny? Or what?

Kyz22 wrote:

God you are dense!

As I have a slight resemblance to the sun of God, I shall take offense for the Almighty one :+}

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Haha, man boobs!
>
> there's nothing wrong with man boobies if they bring in the ladies!

They bounce them away! (heh, heh)

Do you really have bloke boobs?

cookie monster wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> maddmun wrote:
> Get abducted by females from a hidden island who don't know what
> clothes are and have never heard of cheating on someone. Yey.
>
> Are produce asexually
>
> Eh?

Asexual = single sex. Like how bacteria reproduces. God you are dense!

Kyz22 wrote:
> Haha, man boobs!

there's nothing wrong with man boobies if they bring in the ladies!

Kyz22 wrote:
> maddmun wrote:
> Get abducted by females from a hidden island who don't know what
> clothes are and have never heard of cheating on someone. Yey.
>
> Are produce asexually

Eh?