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"A sensible discussion about the penis..."

Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).

So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P

And we begin! :0P

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EL ROBIN wrote:
> i think that all condoms should be free...
> because they are fun on the knob and off...
> E.G blowing it up on your head...

So are PS2s, but they arn't free.

This is possibly the most childish and stupid thread ever.

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dis iz pobisply da mostest kiddy fread EV@.

Hardly "A sensible discussion about the penís".

Evat?

Ps2s are just great for blowing up...
I once filled a condom up with water in a boys toilet with my mates just for fun, we then tie it up in a not, but we didnt know what to do with it after that because this was in a bowling alley...
so after not thinking it threw, we put it down the toilet and it got stuck, and it wouldnt pop or come back out or anything.
So we were thinking what to do and this old guy come in and goes into the toilet that we put it in.
And it exploded just as he shut the door...
He came out and we just ran, twas a great day, alhough we had to leave the bowling alley incase the guy came looking for us...

Oh come on, you're bound to have seen retards do that instead of "ever"?

I take it that it's even more impressive then "EVA".

When I use @ It's either an email or "at"

E.G Tw@

C@

M@

F@

Etc.

The rival wrote:
> EL ROBIN wrote:
> i think that all condoms should be free...
> because they are fun on the knob and off...
> E.G blowing it up on your head...
>
> So are PS2s, but they arn't free.


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PS2's are fun on the knob?
I don't even want to begin to know what you do at weekends...

And the forum hits a new low...

Although this hasn't got anything to do with the future of gaming and doesn't really have a place on any forum anyway I think I know the answer to one of the questions. Your pe|\|is doesn't get much blood pumped through it when it isn't erect because it isn't needed however all parts of the body need blood eventually or the limbs go waxy white, die and drop off. That's why you see the veins when you are ehem because even when you aren't emmm aroused it needs to pump blood into it every now and again or it'll well die...Then again that is my very crude understanding of it. Funnily enough I didn't look into the topic.