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"A sensible discussion about the penis..."

Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).

So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P

And we begin! :0P

Mystique wrote:
> 0:)

The noseless angel again.

Bless his little cotton socks

Azul wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Kiriyama wrote:
> . Women may enter,
> ******
>
> I thought it was the other way round...0:/
>
> :-D
> Brilliant.
> :-D

I don't follow...

:D

Domo Kun wrote:
> a cry for attention, maybe?

Nah, I was being seriously ironic :D

0:)

Mystique wrote:
> Kiriyama wrote:
> . Women may enter,
> ******
>
> I thought it was the other way round...0:/

:-D
Brilliant.
:-D

I read the thread title, I saw Mystique had posted last, I somehow new the tone would have been lowered…I was right :D

Kiriyama wrote:
. Women may enter,
******

I thought it was the other way round...0:/

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Dear lord.