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"A sensible discussion about the penis..."

Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).

So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P

And we begin! :0P

MoJoJoJo wrote:
it has nowhere to get except to the left or to the right.

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What was I smoking when I typed that? "nowhere to GO except..."

That's better.

Mine leans to the left a little more than I'd like, but then that's to be expected. When you get the wood, it has nowhere to get except to the left or to the right.

Oh, and once I managed to pop out whilst leaning back on a chair. True story.

Shush you. You know what I meant.

"i av dat noo gaym itz da best gaym EVA"

Memorandum wrote:

> I take it that it's even more impressive then "EVA".

"EVA"? The computer that talks to you in the C&C series....

My genitals have been annoying me recently

I noticed it a bit bent to one side, I think I've been cracking off too much. And I had to hospital for a testicle screening thing.

Oh fun

heh you asked

I could still beat you to death with it though

Microchips wrote:

> I can say it in Welsh: Pidyn.
>
>
> Or in Crazycol's sense: Meicro-Pidyn. :D

Actually, it would be pidyn bach, or if 'Meicro' is indeed welsh for 'micro' then it would be pidyn meicro.

Take Rice Pudding for example.

In wales it would translate to Pudding Rice.

Aparently if you put 2 comdoms on, your pen1s can loos circulation and fall off.
i doubt thats real though because if it hurt you would just take it off...
BAH...

Cubist wrote:
> Although this hasn't got anything to do with the future of gaming and
> doesn't really have a place on any forum anyway I think I know the
> answer to one of the questions. Your pe|\|is doesn't get much blood
> pumped through it when it isn't erect because it isn't needed however
> all parts of the body need blood eventually or the limbs go waxy
> white, die and drop off. That's why you see the veins when you are
> ehem because even when you aren't emmm aroused it needs to pump blood
> into it every now and again or it'll well die...Then again that is my
> very crude understanding of it. Funnily enough I didn't look into the
> topic.

Right, cheers Cubeh!

EL ROBIN wrote:
> Ps2s are just great for blowing up...
> I once filled a condom up with water in a boys toilet with my mates
> just for fun, we then tie it up in a not, but we didnt know what to do
> with it after that because this was in a bowling alley...
> so after not thinking it threw, we put it down the toilet and it got
> stuck, and it wouldnt pop or come back out or anything.
> So we were thinking what to do and this old guy come in and goes into
> the toilet that we put it in.
> And it exploded just as he shut the door...
> He came out and we just ran, twas a great day, alhough we had to leave
> the bowling alley incase the guy came looking for us...

If he's old, wasshegunnado? :D

Memorandum wrote:
> This is possibly the most childish and stupid thread ever.
>
> OR
>
> dis iz pobisply da mostest kiddy fread EV@.
>
> Hardly "A sensible discussion about the penís".

We've had ONE post (except mine) about the pen!s :D

How come that word is censored now? Bah!