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"A sensible discussion about the penis..."

Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).

So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P

And we begin! :0P

Bless his little cotton socks

Mystique wrote:
> 0:)

The noseless angel again.

It looks cuter than 0:o)
That just looks gay. And I'm not feeling very gay today.

I swear I did a similar one to this and BERADS deleted it

*LAUGHS* PEN1S *LAUGHS*

*RUNS*

The helmet on top is for protection. From falling into 'bushes' or from STD's I am not yet certain.

YOU SAID WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


ROTLFMOAROLTMOA LOLOLOLOLOL

*ahem*

well once you start pushing it through some holes it is going to need some kind of protection...
Its like wearing a helmet on a bike, so you dont bang your head and hurt it...
*makes no sense*
*wonders off*

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AND IT'S **WANDERS**!

IS IT REALLY SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?!?

*ahem*

The two words have completely different meanings.

i think that all condoms should be free...
because they are fun on the knob and off...
E.G blowing it up on your head...