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"A sensible discussion about the penis..."

Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).

So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P

And we begin! :0P

I'll do it for a fiver. I have a patent pending table and mallet.

You put ya dong on the table and I'll mash it with my mallet until it's a gaurenteed 4inches bigger.

http://www.foodtv.com/food/ck_dm_basic /article/0,1971,FOOD_9799 _1727027,00.html

Spaces after basic and 9799

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It doesnt improve the size of a 'hard on' as it were... It jus boosts the guys self esteem when on a flop! But who cares about willys when on a flop anyway (speaking for women here) the point???