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Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).
So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P
And we begin! :0P
So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P
And we begin! :0P
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MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Yeah, I'd be scared by 12 inches too, if it wasn't currently dangling
> down my leg.
Shame it's not your though, you really should stop letting nekid people sit on your lap.
Anyone would think you were enjoying it....
> Yeah, I'd be scared by 12 inches too, if it wasn't currently dangling
> down my leg.
Shame it's not your though, you really should stop letting nekid people sit on your lap.
Anyone would think you were enjoying it....
HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> I NOT A MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :( *cries* ....Veins??? thank god for
> womens
> reproductive organs....
>
> Veins. Yup. They bulge. A lot.
:O well...yea...i know there are veins but ....
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> I NOT A MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :( *cries* ....Veins??? thank god for
> womens
> reproductive organs....
>
> Veins. Yup. They bulge. A lot.
:O well...yea...i know there are veins but ....
Lil Ginge wrote:
> I NOT A MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :( *cries* ....Veins??? thank god for womens
> reproductive organs....
Veins. Yup. They bulge. A lot.
> I NOT A MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :( *cries* ....Veins??? thank god for womens
> reproductive organs....
Veins. Yup. They bulge. A lot.
I NOT A MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :( *cries* ....Veins??? thank god for womens reproductive organs....
*Has a turgid johnson*
Careful MoJo, your end's a bit sticky.
Cubist wrote:
It could just go straight up (Shock shock)
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How do you think I popped out that time?
But, generally, it only goes left or right, and usually up a bit. Rarely will it go straight up. But it happens...
It could just go straight up (Shock shock)
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How do you think I popped out that time?
But, generally, it only goes left or right, and usually up a bit. Rarely will it go straight up. But it happens...
Lol o...........k I was more concerned about your comment of it only being able to left or right when you get wood. It could just go straight up (Shock shock)
Yeah, I'd be scared by 12 inches too, if it wasn't currently dangling down my leg.
*wakes up, looks down pants*
Damn...
*wakes up, looks down pants*
Damn...
I'm actually scared by the amount of responses this topic has got. Some of the responses themselves are quite scary too...
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