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"A sensible discussion about the penis..."

Let's have a completey sensible Q&A topic and discussion on the male reproductive organ that is often referred to as chorizo, tallywhacker, schlong, twig and berries, nob, c0ck, dick, willy, meat and two veg and countless other names that are too crude to post here (yes, I don't remember them :D).

So, why does it have all of those veins on that stick out when you're *ahem* and why do we even get *ahem* in the first place? Why does it turn people? Why does it have a large helmet at the top? All of those questions and more shall be answered here. Women may enter, but Lil Ginge - sorry - no monsters allowed :P

And we begin! :0P

It doesnt improve the size of a 'hard on' as it were... It jus boosts the guys self esteem when on a flop! But who cares about willys when on a flop anyway (speaking for women here) the point???

I'll do it for a fiver. I have a patent pending table and mallet.

You put ya dong on the table and I'll mash it with my mallet until it's a gaurenteed 4inches bigger.

http://www.foodtv.com/food/ck_dm_basic /article/0,1971,FOOD_9799 _1727027,00.html

Spaces after basic and 9799

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I was reffering to my heart felt sorrow for the poor japs...in a rather sarcastic manner. And i dont trust those enlargement things, certain things shouldnt be tampered with.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Tis Ok .... I keep getting random emails and pen*s enlargements are
> really quite possible!

I get around 9 of these a day to one of my e-mail accounts.

Argh, are they trying to tell me something? :D

Alter Ego wrote:
> Haha! I will cry myself to sleep :p

Tis Ok .... I keep getting random emails and pen*s enlargements are really quite possible!

Haha! I will cry myself to sleep :p

makes you wonder though..... Poor little japs :(

Lil Ginge wrote:
> ~and arent japanese men supposed to have approx on average 3"
> shortly (excuse pun) followed by gemran geezers with 4" sargants'
>
>
> But UK men are supposed to be fairly well endowed considering and have
> 5-7" willies'.....~*
> But this is slightly over shadowed by those africans....
>
> *may not be concrete fact
I heard that too, although i dont know it to be FACT i suppose.

~and arent japanese men supposed to have approx on average 3" shortly (excuse pun) followed by gemran geezers with 4" sargants'

But UK men are supposed to be fairly well endowed considering and have 5-7" willies'.....~*
But this is slightly over shadowed by those africans....

*may not be concrete fact

I heard somewhere that 80% of us hang more to the left. Funny that.