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Finished! This one took a fair while to go through, due to many of you neglecting the 'keep it simple' rule, and writing Spielberg-esque epics. Still, they were all very good and it was tough to pick a singular winning post, but we had to, so we did.
WINNER - Meka Dragon, for his Love-A-Duck, Muddy-Funster, Mockney-Cockney, Gangster Crime Comedy Caper. Guy Ritchie will be beating down your door. You get to choose a DVD under £25 for your prize.
Again, congrats to everyone who entered, you're all winners (just winners in a metaphorical sense). Keep up the quality writing, crew!
Snuggly
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Okay, here's an Extra Filmaday Prize, for all you film lovers out there. The best entry(ies) will win a DVD of their choice, under £25. All you have to do for this one is concoct a movie, featuring at least 5 of the UKchatforums.com regulars and at least one member of SR staff. This movie can be funny, gritty, tragic, hard-hitting, or just plain stoopid, but it must be chat related.
However, don't take this as a command to go and write an actual film, we just want a summary of what will happen, a synopsis, if you will. Keep it simple, keep it clever and keep it chat, and you're laughing. You must also use the following phrases:
"Get the monkey off the roof."
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"
Okay, the rules are set, just don't post megalong scripts, as we won't read them (our eyes hurt). This one will end at midnight on Sunday November 18th, so you've got plenty of time to think up your blockbuster. Get to it, you Spielbergs.
WINNER - Meka Dragon, for his Love-A-Duck, Muddy-Funster, Mockney-Cockney, Gangster Crime Comedy Caper. Guy Ritchie will be beating down your door. You get to choose a DVD under £25 for your prize.
Again, congrats to everyone who entered, you're all winners (just winners in a metaphorical sense). Keep up the quality writing, crew!
Snuggly
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Okay, here's an Extra Filmaday Prize, for all you film lovers out there. The best entry(ies) will win a DVD of their choice, under £25. All you have to do for this one is concoct a movie, featuring at least 5 of the UKchatforums.com regulars and at least one member of SR staff. This movie can be funny, gritty, tragic, hard-hitting, or just plain stoopid, but it must be chat related.
However, don't take this as a command to go and write an actual film, we just want a summary of what will happen, a synopsis, if you will. Keep it simple, keep it clever and keep it chat, and you're laughing. You must also use the following phrases:
"Get the monkey off the roof."
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"
Okay, the rules are set, just don't post megalong scripts, as we won't read them (our eyes hurt). This one will end at midnight on Sunday November 18th, so you've got plenty of time to think up your blockbuster. Get to it, you Spielbergs.
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SR WARS EPISODE 1 : THE PHANTOM MONKEY
Tony is in the sr gelatic cruiser, a giant monkey (possible donkey knog, king kong or that monkey from ace ventura when hes older).he calls in zeldapro to go get him off.zelda pro climes to the top and tries to destroy the monkey using his ocerena of time.tony started to get impatient and starts to shout Get the monkey off the roof! some how zeldapro managed to pick thr monkey up and throw him off the ship. another space ship is passing by led by Goatboy. Goatboy is currently sat on the toilet, getting rid of space waste. the monkey suddenly comes smashing threw the ship, Goatboy jumped out of the way, just avoiding being hit by the flying monkey.the monkey some how had got stuck in the toilet. Goatboy looked in the toilet and said to himself How'd he fit it in there?
Your honour had been watching scooby doo, he came in with his pet dog, snuggly doo.Your honour desided to see who was under the monkey suit,he pulled of the mask,as he was doing this he said to Goatboy i bet its kid rock.he pulled it off, Goatboy looked at the monkey and said No, it's only the postman. everyone was now very confused, Your honour pulled off the postman pat mask that the monkey man was now wearing. he had another mask underneath of Goatboy's mum.Your honour said i dont think that is actualy your mum,what do you think snuggly doo? Goatboy said If that's not my mother, then who is it?Your honour pulled of one more mask,it was actualy longy:0), he was once a proud regular of special reserve,before he went crazy.then every one takes out light sabers and lazer guns and fight, and then an annoying alien rabbit thing comes in and every one kills it.
THE END
Tony is in the sr gelatic cruiser, a giant monkey (possible donkey knog, king kong or that monkey from ace ventura when hes older).he calls in zeldapro to go get him off.zelda pro climes to the top and tries to destroy the monkey using his ocerena of time.tony started to get impatient and starts to shout Get the monkey off the roof! some how zeldapro managed to pick thr monkey up and throw him off the ship. another space ship is passing by led by Goatboy. Goatboy is currently sat on the toilet, getting rid of space waste. the monkey suddenly comes smashing threw the ship, Goatboy jumped out of the way, just avoiding being hit by the flying monkey.the monkey some how had got stuck in the toilet. Goatboy looked in the toilet and said to himself How'd he fit it in there?
Your honour had been watching scooby doo, he came in with his pet dog, snuggly doo.Your honour desided to see who was under the monkey suit,he pulled of the mask,as he was doing this he said to Goatboy i bet its kid rock.he pulled it off, Goatboy looked at the monkey and said No, it's only the postman. everyone was now very confused, Your honour pulled off the postman pat mask that the monkey man was now wearing. he had another mask underneath of Goatboy's mum.Your honour said i dont think that is actualy your mum,what do you think snuggly doo? Goatboy said If that's not my mother, then who is it?Your honour pulled of one more mask,it was actualy longy:0), he was once a proud regular of special reserve,before he went crazy.then every one takes out light sabers and lazer guns and fight, and then an annoying alien rabbit thing comes in and every one kills it.
THE END
"Get the monkey off the roof."
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"
"Monkey Business"
The plot revolves around a bank clerk, who hear some loud noises on the roof. They go up there to investigate and discover that a monkey (Monkey_With_Attitude) is on the roof of the bank. They call the fire brigade, to GET THE MONKEY OFF OF THE ROOF. Amazingly, he manages to bypass the firemen and run into the bank. He also manages to open the safe and get inside, without the alarm going off. The brigade called the police, fearing that the monkey was a super-intelligent one. The police are called and manage to unlock the safe. When they open it, the monkey runs off and climbs into a pipe, where he escapes. The question is, HOW'D HE FIT IN THERE? A knock is heard at the bank door. Some of the bank employees warn not to open the door, but the clerks don't listen and open the door, because, NO, IT'S ONLY THE POSTMAN. The postman turns out to be a dangerous criminal, who has intentions of robbing the bank. A second monkey walks into the bank and makes a loud noise. The first monkey emerges from it's hiding place. The 2nd monkey turns to the employees and says "That monkey is my mother. IF THAT'S NOT MY MOTHER, THEN WHO IS IT?"
The film features madness, as there are many different situations. There is a robbery and a super intelligent monkey on the loose. Madness is bound to rule in this super funny comedy.
"Monkey Business" the DVD contains behind the scenes interviews with "Critchen", the monkey and her son, "Ranpha". A deleted scene of where the monkeys attempt to hold up the bank is shown in it's intirety, along with a music video, featuring the monkeys dancing and an outtakes section.
This DVD features over 2 hours of footage.
"Monkey Business" is released this friday on DVD. Buy it for the cheap price of £14.99!
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"
"Monkey Business"
The plot revolves around a bank clerk, who hear some loud noises on the roof. They go up there to investigate and discover that a monkey (Monkey_With_Attitude) is on the roof of the bank. They call the fire brigade, to GET THE MONKEY OFF OF THE ROOF. Amazingly, he manages to bypass the firemen and run into the bank. He also manages to open the safe and get inside, without the alarm going off. The brigade called the police, fearing that the monkey was a super-intelligent one. The police are called and manage to unlock the safe. When they open it, the monkey runs off and climbs into a pipe, where he escapes. The question is, HOW'D HE FIT IN THERE? A knock is heard at the bank door. Some of the bank employees warn not to open the door, but the clerks don't listen and open the door, because, NO, IT'S ONLY THE POSTMAN. The postman turns out to be a dangerous criminal, who has intentions of robbing the bank. A second monkey walks into the bank and makes a loud noise. The first monkey emerges from it's hiding place. The 2nd monkey turns to the employees and says "That monkey is my mother. IF THAT'S NOT MY MOTHER, THEN WHO IS IT?"
The film features madness, as there are many different situations. There is a robbery and a super intelligent monkey on the loose. Madness is bound to rule in this super funny comedy.
"Monkey Business" the DVD contains behind the scenes interviews with "Critchen", the monkey and her son, "Ranpha". A deleted scene of where the monkeys attempt to hold up the bank is shown in it's intirety, along with a music video, featuring the monkeys dancing and an outtakes section.
This DVD features over 2 hours of footage.
"Monkey Business" is released this friday on DVD. Buy it for the cheap price of £14.99!
"For Whom the Wind Blows"
Okay let me set the scene. International terrorists have kidnapped the world's most famous performing chimpanzee and force fed him a type of bacteria lethal to humans. In addition they have given him a drug to make give him trapped wind. permanently. Then, using a carefully targetted circus canon they have launched him on to the top of the White House. We see this happening during the opening credits. As the film starts for real the action cuts to a TV screen where we see George Bush giving an address to the nation. His message is that America must GET THE MONKEY OFF THE ROOF before it farts and wipes out civilization as we know it.
We see scenes of mass panic in the streets for a while as Americans flee the capital. However, one man remains still and silent, yes it's SNIPER who is hidden inside a tree lining up his shot on the monkey. Monkey dies problem solved. Unfortunately for America KITTY and GOATBOY have launced a campaign to humanely capture the monkey. Scenes of sniper doing the old regulated breathing before he takes his shot are interspersed with courtroom drama where finally Goaty and Kitty secure the monkey's safety. A radio message is dispatched to sniper who is forced to stand down.
Then in a shocking twist the real reason why the monkey was kidnapped emerges... it is in fact George Bush's mother!! In a touching scene George and his human Mum and Dad go up to the roof and George looks from Mrs. Bush to the monkey and says "IF THAT'S NOT MY MOTHER, THEN WHO IS IT?", George Senior then, ý la Pulp Fiction, tells the story of the monkey incident...
Next, once the film has returned to the present day, in a second shocking revelation MR.SNUGGLY comes on to the Jerry Springer show to reveal that an obscure point in the constitution means that monkey-born men cannot be Presidents and that the man who points this out can assume the Presidency. Mr.Snuggly thereby takes over the Presidency and works out a plan of attack... he calls in WINGS HAUSER! Wings goes up to the roof and talks the monkey down slowly and assuredly, becoming an international Hero. Thus allowing him finally to buy his own ranch next to George Lucas.
Finally, Snuggly reveals himself as a master statesman in the final denouement. Action cuts to an Afghani cave where there is the sound of a doorbell ringing. Osama bin Laden looks up from his morning coffee and asks one of his burly body guards whether it's the Northern alliance, a reply echoes back, "NO, IT'S ONLY THE POSTMAN"... Cuts to a package being carried through the cave. Cuts to bin Laden opening the package, he sees the monkey and says "HOW'D HE FIT IN THERE?" just as the monkey unleashes a loud, cavernous and deadly fart.
In yet another twist, the action cuts back to Washington where we see a sinister looking STRYKE walking along and muttering about Dogma.. Under his arm is a cage with the now forgotten George Bush inside it... He takes it to a pet store and, after some muttering, a clerk takes it off him, as he walks out all of the screen goes black apart from a tiny circle around his face. In the background we hear a medical sounding voice say "my this monkey seems constipated..". a smile flickers across Stryke's face and then the screen fades to black.
The film is directed by VOTTANATOR, who, like Tarantino, also stars in the film in a cameo appearence as the monkey's chief handler, and plays a pivotal role in the George Bush Snr. "monkey incident" sub-plot. MONKEY-MAN also features prominently as the "other love interest". hmmm... and SHEEPY's and GOATBOY's respective bands do the sound track. Think that covers everything...
Okay let me set the scene. International terrorists have kidnapped the world's most famous performing chimpanzee and force fed him a type of bacteria lethal to humans. In addition they have given him a drug to make give him trapped wind. permanently. Then, using a carefully targetted circus canon they have launched him on to the top of the White House. We see this happening during the opening credits. As the film starts for real the action cuts to a TV screen where we see George Bush giving an address to the nation. His message is that America must GET THE MONKEY OFF THE ROOF before it farts and wipes out civilization as we know it.
We see scenes of mass panic in the streets for a while as Americans flee the capital. However, one man remains still and silent, yes it's SNIPER who is hidden inside a tree lining up his shot on the monkey. Monkey dies problem solved. Unfortunately for America KITTY and GOATBOY have launced a campaign to humanely capture the monkey. Scenes of sniper doing the old regulated breathing before he takes his shot are interspersed with courtroom drama where finally Goaty and Kitty secure the monkey's safety. A radio message is dispatched to sniper who is forced to stand down.
Then in a shocking twist the real reason why the monkey was kidnapped emerges... it is in fact George Bush's mother!! In a touching scene George and his human Mum and Dad go up to the roof and George looks from Mrs. Bush to the monkey and says "IF THAT'S NOT MY MOTHER, THEN WHO IS IT?", George Senior then, ý la Pulp Fiction, tells the story of the monkey incident...
Next, once the film has returned to the present day, in a second shocking revelation MR.SNUGGLY comes on to the Jerry Springer show to reveal that an obscure point in the constitution means that monkey-born men cannot be Presidents and that the man who points this out can assume the Presidency. Mr.Snuggly thereby takes over the Presidency and works out a plan of attack... he calls in WINGS HAUSER! Wings goes up to the roof and talks the monkey down slowly and assuredly, becoming an international Hero. Thus allowing him finally to buy his own ranch next to George Lucas.
Finally, Snuggly reveals himself as a master statesman in the final denouement. Action cuts to an Afghani cave where there is the sound of a doorbell ringing. Osama bin Laden looks up from his morning coffee and asks one of his burly body guards whether it's the Northern alliance, a reply echoes back, "NO, IT'S ONLY THE POSTMAN"... Cuts to a package being carried through the cave. Cuts to bin Laden opening the package, he sees the monkey and says "HOW'D HE FIT IN THERE?" just as the monkey unleashes a loud, cavernous and deadly fart.
In yet another twist, the action cuts back to Washington where we see a sinister looking STRYKE walking along and muttering about Dogma.. Under his arm is a cage with the now forgotten George Bush inside it... He takes it to a pet store and, after some muttering, a clerk takes it off him, as he walks out all of the screen goes black apart from a tiny circle around his face. In the background we hear a medical sounding voice say "my this monkey seems constipated..". a smile flickers across Stryke's face and then the screen fades to black.
The film is directed by VOTTANATOR, who, like Tarantino, also stars in the film in a cameo appearence as the monkey's chief handler, and plays a pivotal role in the George Bush Snr. "monkey incident" sub-plot. MONKEY-MAN also features prominently as the "other love interest". hmmm... and SHEEPY's and GOATBOY's respective bands do the sound track. Think that covers everything...
I like this. Monkey Movie... hmmm...
This'll be fun.
Can we only enter the once, or if we have a number of ideas, can we write them all?
Can we only enter the once, or if we have a number of ideas, can we write them all?
Monkey Movie Magic.
"And Bam! I (suggestive deleted) in the monkey's mouth"
Excellent idea Mr Snuggly.
"And Bam! I (suggestive deleted) in the monkey's mouth"
Excellent idea Mr Snuggly.
Finished! This one took a fair while to go through, due to many of you neglecting the 'keep it simple' rule, and writing Spielberg-esque epics. Still, they were all very good and it was tough to pick a singular winning post, but we had to, so we did.
WINNER - Meka Dragon, for his Love-A-Duck, Muddy-Funster, Mockney-Cockney, Gangster Crime Comedy Caper. Guy Ritchie will be beating down your door. You get to choose a DVD under £25 for your prize.
Again, congrats to everyone who entered, you're all winners (just winners in a metaphorical sense). Keep up the quality writing, crew!
Snuggly
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Okay, here's an Extra Filmaday Prize, for all you film lovers out there. The best entry(ies) will win a DVD of their choice, under £25. All you have to do for this one is concoct a movie, featuring at least 5 of the UKchatforums.com regulars and at least one member of SR staff. This movie can be funny, gritty, tragic, hard-hitting, or just plain stoopid, but it must be chat related.
However, don't take this as a command to go and write an actual film, we just want a summary of what will happen, a synopsis, if you will. Keep it simple, keep it clever and keep it chat, and you're laughing. You must also use the following phrases:
"Get the monkey off the roof."
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"
Okay, the rules are set, just don't post megalong scripts, as we won't read them (our eyes hurt). This one will end at midnight on Sunday November 18th, so you've got plenty of time to think up your blockbuster. Get to it, you Spielbergs.
WINNER - Meka Dragon, for his Love-A-Duck, Muddy-Funster, Mockney-Cockney, Gangster Crime Comedy Caper. Guy Ritchie will be beating down your door. You get to choose a DVD under £25 for your prize.
Again, congrats to everyone who entered, you're all winners (just winners in a metaphorical sense). Keep up the quality writing, crew!
Snuggly
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Okay, here's an Extra Filmaday Prize, for all you film lovers out there. The best entry(ies) will win a DVD of their choice, under £25. All you have to do for this one is concoct a movie, featuring at least 5 of the UKchatforums.com regulars and at least one member of SR staff. This movie can be funny, gritty, tragic, hard-hitting, or just plain stoopid, but it must be chat related.
However, don't take this as a command to go and write an actual film, we just want a summary of what will happen, a synopsis, if you will. Keep it simple, keep it clever and keep it chat, and you're laughing. You must also use the following phrases:
"Get the monkey off the roof."
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"
Okay, the rules are set, just don't post megalong scripts, as we won't read them (our eyes hurt). This one will end at midnight on Sunday November 18th, so you've got plenty of time to think up your blockbuster. Get to it, you Spielbergs.
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