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"EXTRA FILMADAY PRIZE - Movie topic"

Finished! This one took a fair while to go through, due to many of you neglecting the 'keep it simple' rule, and writing Spielberg-esque epics. Still, they were all very good and it was tough to pick a singular winning post, but we had to, so we did.

WINNER - Meka Dragon, for his Love-A-Duck, Muddy-Funster, Mockney-Cockney, Gangster Crime Comedy Caper. Guy Ritchie will be beating down your door. You get to choose a DVD under £25 for your prize.

Again, congrats to everyone who entered, you're all winners (just winners in a metaphorical sense). Keep up the quality writing, crew!

Snuggly

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Okay, here's an Extra Filmaday Prize, for all you film lovers out there. The best entry(ies) will win a DVD of their choice, under £25. All you have to do for this one is concoct a movie, featuring at least 5 of the UKchatforums.com regulars and at least one member of SR staff. This movie can be funny, gritty, tragic, hard-hitting, or just plain stoopid, but it must be chat related.

However, don't take this as a command to go and write an actual film, we just want a summary of what will happen, a synopsis, if you will. Keep it simple, keep it clever and keep it chat, and you're laughing. You must also use the following phrases:

"Get the monkey off the roof."
"How'd he fit it in there?"
"No, it's only the postman"
"If that's not my mother, then who is it?"

Okay, the rules are set, just don't post megalong scripts, as we won't read them (our eyes hurt). This one will end at midnight on Sunday November 18th, so you've got plenty of time to think up your blockbuster. Get to it, you Spielbergs.

Brotherhood of SR

SR is a peaceful land, however one day the evil forces of Electronics B**tique invade! What will SR do? EB is superior is the ways of cheap crappy advertising and second-hand games, which they use as bombs. But SR still has the quality. The strong leadership of Mr Snuggly, Tony, and Loki consult with Grixís Brain, then re-attach it to Grix and decide on a plan. A crack team of soldiers will infiltrate the EB base camp and kill the leaders. Monkey_With_Atiitiude (of course), RastaBillySkank and Grix Thraves were chosen as leaders, with the back up of Vottenator and Iguana.
They arrive at the base camp silently, avoiding all opposition. The first victim is taken when Vottenator tries to enter through a air-duct, and slid away. The rest of them stood there, with an odd look on their faces.
ì Howíd he fit in there?î
ì Well, heís been on the Slimfast lately, yíknow. Shed a few pounds. It was all the Brainís idea.î
They shrugged and moved on a different way.
Eventually, they found the leadership of EB cackling in a cave, with the archaic logo EB over the door. Iguana pulled out an SR logo with a handy handle and the rest pulled out holy games, as blessed by FantasyMeister, the first Notable. They knocked, for the cave had a door, for some reason.
ì Who is it? Is it SR come to murder us all?î
They looked at each other hesitantly. This perplexed them, and they consulted Grixís Brain. Grix tapped his foor irritably.
ì You know, you could just ask meî
ì Takes far too much timeî said RBS and asked the Brain a question. Eventually Iguana stepped forward.
ì No, itís only the postman.î
She shrugged wildly as the others looked strangely at her. But the EB leader came to the door and opened it. They all gasped.
ì SNIPER?î shrieked Iguana.
ì MOTHER?î screamed Sniper.
An EB lackey sidled up and whispered something to him. Sniper looked cross.
ì If thatís not my mother, then who is it?î
The lackey whispered again.
ì An SR posse armed to the teeth come to kill me, you say?î
Sniper pondered this for a while.
ì KILL THEM!î
They all scattered. MWA and RBS climbed up the roof of the cave, while Grix crouched on the floor and yelled for Snuggly. Iguana whipped out a pink sniper rifle and shot Sniper twice in the head. Then she fired again and again into the EB leadership. One staggered up, offering a second-hand game. Iguana pressed the SR logo up against its skin, and laughed as the touch made the EBíer sizzle. Then she turned around. Griz got up, grinning sheepishly.
ì Well done lads. Itís all my credit. Ouch!î he held a hand to his head. ì Ok, Ok, itís all the Brainís credit.î
Then he looked up at MWA and RBS sitting on the roof.
ì Get the monkey of the roof, Rasta!î he yelled furiously. RBS just puffed out some suspicious smoke and lay back.
ì Chill, Grix. Youíll live longer. Me and me monkey is having some puff.î
He handed what he was smoking to the MWA. Grix shrugged, and set off back to SR. After all, he had notable duties to attend to, likeÖ.. They slipped his mind at the moment, but he was sure heíd think of them before he arrived back at FOG Prime. Yes, sure. He kicked the Brain.
ì Shut up.î

The_Vottanator wrote:
> Hmmm, that was longer than I thought. Still, not toooooo long though.

And you
> are also a star in mine, attitude ape.

:-)

No, I thought it was still excellent.

Hmmm, that was longer than I thought. Still, not toooooo long though.

And you are also a star in mine, attitude ape.

:-)

"We have a traitor among us" shouted Grix..."A fogger who ravels between the SR and Gameplay forums selling information on SR! Now, anyone with half a brain knows fine well that SR is superior in every way and nobody should be subjected to the kind of treatment they are given on the Gameplay forums."

This is how the movie shall begin and it shall be all about the hunt for the traitor, ending with a small battle between the Gameplay chatters and the SR chatters (Iím hoping Gameplay has forums or the film is slightly ruined).

A small team of investigators consisting of Time_Warp, Dav1d, Shaneo, YH and Wookie (who are supposedly the same person), are sent under cover to infiltrate the Gameplay forums and bring out their leader/owner (who we will call Bob of Gameplay). He will be sitting behind his desk with his number 1 employee waiting for his mother to arrive. The door will burst open and a figure will appear. Bob of Gameplay will say "Hi mum". "Iím not your mother" comes the reply. ""If that's not my mother, then who is it?" he says to his employee. The group of SR regulars/notables will then take Bob back to Tony who will ëjudgeí him to see whether his company deserves to live on (which it wonít). He will then be tortured by the SR ëbeatersí, Turbonutter, Reaper, Pb and FM and they will extract the information about the traitor from him.

However, when all seems to be going to plan, Bob of Gameplay slips into a ventilation duct, followed closely by the huge mass that is Wookie. "How'd he fit it in there?" comes the comment from Turbonutter. Bob escapes however and Wookie gets stuck in the ventilation shaft where he dies of starvation.

It actually turns out that Wookie was the traitor. YH and Wookie were actually the same people, they were the split personalities of the same person. There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Special Reserve people and Gameplay people. Wookie was a Gameplay person...but now heís dead...so it okay. (No disrespect Wookie) :-)

Later, there is a knock on the door of Tonyís office. Monkey_with_Attitude, who is sitting with Tony gets rather excited and constantly whispers, "Itís him, itís him". "Calm down" says Tony, "Itís him" Monkey_with_Attitude says. "No, it's only the postman" comes the reply. The door is opened and it is Bob of gameplay who walks in, carrying an uzi. The monkey that was sitting on Monkey_with_attitiudeís shoulder leaps onto the ceiling and starts running around upside down. "Get the monkey off the roof." Screams Tony angrily...."Iíve just had that ceiling plastered...damn dirty ape".

Tony is then taken to Gameplay HQ but every single Regular and some newbies are waiting there and they beat all the Gameplay folk to death with wooden spoons and cutlery.

Everyone lives happily ever after. Tonyís competition is no longer around, and every newbie who helped was instantly raised to regular status because Tony was in a good mood. That mood however, was not about to last, as a new foe was about to rise.....but that is another story.....

DUN DUN DUN

Not only am I now a Ukchatforums star I am also now a Film star!

How lucky am I eh?

This is hard, i dont know the names of many regulars of by heart, and im finding it difficult to right a summary of the movie,i just keep writing the movie.

Il have to keep on trying and il be able to do it soon, wont I?

the true story of () and his monkey.

oops, when i was writing the story i but () in to fill in the names of people later,i forgot to do that one.


Lets just say () = CDouch

Tony is woken by Your honour, goatboy, kid rock, zeldapro and long:0) shouting Get the monkey off the roof.tony got angry and trew all 5 of them into a small hole,then the monkey jumped of the roof,and into the hole with the others.tony scratched his head and thaught How'd he fit it in there?when he went back in he saw someone at the door,he thaught it was chris tarrent droping of his cheque for a million pounds that he won on who wants to be a millionaire.when he got closer he saw that No, it's only the postman.then he remembered that he didnt get a million, he lost on the first question.it wasnt his fault that he lost,he had phone a friend which he thaught was his mum,but they must have dialed the wrong number.all tony could say was If that's not my mother, then who is it?

COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU SOON,WHAT A LOAD OF MONKEY

from the director of sr wars comes the true story of () and his monkey.this summer you will believe that to Get the monkey off the roof you need a special kind of guy,not a superhero No,it's only the postman,you will be amazed when you find out just How he fit it in there.what will happen in the tradgic,funny,scary,romantic thriller and If that's not my mother, then who is it? all this will be answered and more, this summer.

Here's the correct version:

"Monkey Business"

The plot revolves around a bank clerk, who hear some loud noises on the roof. They go up there to investigate and discover that a monkey (Monkey_With_Attitude) is on the roof of the bank. They call the fire brigade, to GET THE MONKEY OFF OF THE ROOF. Amazingly, he manages to bypass the firemen and run into the bank. He also manages to open the safe and get inside, without the alarm going off. The brigade called the police, fearing that the monkey was a super-intelligent one. The police are called and manage to unlock the safe. When they open it, the monkey runs off and climbs into a pipe, where he escapes. The question is, HOW'D HE FIT IN THERE? A knock is heard at the bank door. Some of the bank employees warn not to open the door, but the clerks don't listen and open the door, because, NO, IT'S ONLY THE POSTMAN. The postman turns out to be a dangerous criminal, who has intentions of robbing the bank. A second monkey walks into the bank and makes a loud noise. The first monkey emerges from it's hiding place. The 2nd monkey turns to the employees and says "That monkey is my mother. IF THAT'S NOT MY MOTHER, THEN WHO IS IT?"

The film features madness, as there are many different situations. There is a robbery and a super intelligent monkey on the loose. Madness is bound to rule in this super funny comedy.

"Monkey Business" the DVD contains behind the scenes interviews with "Critchen", the monkey and her son, "Ranpha". A deleted scene of where the monkeys attempt to hold up the bank is shown in it's intirety, along with a music video, featuring the monkeys dancing and an outtakes section.

This DVD features over 2 hours of footage.

"Monkey Business" is released this friday on DVD. Buy it for the cheap price of £14.99!

Monkey With Attitude - Critchen
Rastabillyskank - Ranpha
Turbonutter - Postman
Darkness 2k1 - Bank Clerk #1
Er-No - Bank Clerk #2
Mr Nice Guy - Bank Clerk #3
Ice Blaster - Fireman #1
Grandprix - Fireman #2
Vottanator - Fireman #3

Nice compo SR staff. Keep the cool compos up!