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Sun 29/06/03 at 15:47
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I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.

And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.

And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.

And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.

And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.

Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!

AT MY WINDOW!

ARGH!

They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!

And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.

And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.


bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Sun 29/06/03 at 17:19
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"Proffesional Eejit."
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yes robin.
listen!

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Sun 29/06/03 at 17:13
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"aka memo aaka gayby"
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He said shut up.
Sun 29/06/03 at 17:07
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gerrid wrote:
> just shut up

well fine...
*stomps*
Sun 29/06/03 at 17:06
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just shut up
Sun 29/06/03 at 17:05
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Why are we all typing with our thumbs again...
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:57
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"Hmmm....."
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That was good.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:53
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"aka memo aaka gayby"
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im thumb typinmg fasterb than before now what stre the words like ?
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:43
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"Proffesional Eejit."
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iyt ids getting bretter gerrid. is any one else watching wallace and geromit? i have a tv in my computer room, saomi acnt watch easternders from thee freedgee.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:40
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i think i getting better at it alhtogy my letf thumbis nall rubbish and nkeepsm missung nthe target
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:40
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