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I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.
And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.
And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.
And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!
AT MY WINDOW!
ARGH!
They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!
And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.
And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.
bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.
And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.
And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.
And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!
AT MY WINDOW!
ARGH!
They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!
And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.
And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.
bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
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Drunk Cow wrote:
> Actually Mandy give out his name in december people already knew.
Dark Wolf didn't seem to know
What's yours?!
*grin*
> Actually Mandy give out his name in december people already knew.
Dark Wolf didn't seem to know
What's yours?!
*grin*
DébUK wrote:
> Nice poem.
>
> It was very funny indeed.
>
> Hedfix, are you doing English at University? If so, which Uni?
I was at Chichester University. I have finished my course now though, YAY!
> Nice poem.
>
> It was very funny indeed.
>
> Hedfix, are you doing English at University? If so, which Uni?
I was at Chichester University. I have finished my course now though, YAY!
Then his name is Howard!
Actually Mandy give out his name in december people already knew.
Dark Wolf wrote:
> Is microchip's real name Howard? Intriguing.
Err . . . oops! Sorry Howie!
> Is microchip's real name Howard? Intriguing.
Err . . . oops! Sorry Howie!
When your a little off one day, don't write a poem to let go of your stress, just cause bodily harm to yourself with a knife. Microchips for notable!
Is microchip's real name Howard? Intriguing.
Twain wrote:
> There was a boy called Howard
I know.
He started this thread.
> There was a boy called Howard
I know.
He started this thread.
There was a boy called Howard
Who didn't think he was a coward
He got in a scruff
Let out a guff
And it was badly overpowered!
Who didn't think he was a coward
He got in a scruff
Let out a guff
And it was badly overpowered!
Nice poem.
It was very funny indeed.
Hedfix, are you doing English at University? If so, which Uni?
It was very funny indeed.
Hedfix, are you doing English at University? If so, which Uni?
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