GetDotted Domains

Viewing Thread:
"Why poems suck"

The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.

Sun 29/06/03 at 15:47
Regular
Posts: 787
I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.

And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.

And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.

And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.

And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.

Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!

AT MY WINDOW!

ARGH!

They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!

And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.

And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.


bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:03
Regular
"Proffesional Eejit."
Posts: 1,631
try typing messages with your thumbs. it worked for me! a littlelihght thyumb typing is good for the thumbs.

or so sid by vouge magazine.
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:59
Regular
"bit of a brain"
Posts: 18,933
I'm glad you finally told everyone the truth sips.
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:57
Posts: 11,652
indeed humorus...
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:52
Regular
"Proffesional Eejit."
Posts: 1,631
very humerus.
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:51
Regular
Posts: 3,937
No, not really.
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:50
Posts: 11,652
Dark Wolf wrote:
> I like books. I hate poetry and EL ROBIN...

you hate me?
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:50
Regular
Posts: 3,937
Why am I an idiot? Why do you hate everyone?
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:50
Regular
"aka memo aaka gayby"
Posts: 11,948
I was talking to Dark Wolf, by the by.
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:49
Regular
Posts: 3,937
I like books. I hate poetry and EL ROBIN...
Sun 29/06/03 at 15:49
Regular
"aka memo aaka gayby"
Posts: 11,948
Idiot.

Freeola & GetDotted are rated 5 Stars

Check out some of our customer reviews below:

Top-notch internet service
Excellent internet service and customer service. Top-notch in replying to my comments.
Duncan
Just a quick note to say thanks for a very good service ... in fact excellent service..
I am very happy with your customer service and speed and quality of my broadband connection .. keep up the good work . and a good new year to all of you at freeola.
Matthew Bradley

View More Reviews

Need some help? Give us a call on 01376 55 60 60

Go to Support Centre

It appears you are using an old browser, as such, some parts of the Freeola and Getdotted site will not work as intended. Using the latest version of your browser, or another browser such as Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Opera will provide a better, safer browsing experience for you.