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I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.
And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.
And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.
And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!
AT MY WINDOW!
ARGH!
They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!
And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.
And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.
bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.
And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.
And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.
And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!
AT MY WINDOW!
ARGH!
They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!
And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.
And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.
bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
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It sounds like those old guys in American tv.
Ick
Ick
Howard sounds so... American.
I am angry.
;)
I am angry.
;)
Colin is not a bad name though.
I'd be mighty angry at my parents if they named me Howard.
No offence Howard.
I'd be mighty angry at my parents if they named me Howard.
No offence Howard.
Mark.
My middle name is Thom. No joke.
:'(
:'(
:'(
:'(
:'(
My middle name is Thom. No joke.
:'(
:'(
:'(
:'(
:'(
Kerrrrrrrrr-azy!
:D
:D
Microchips wrote:
> Yah, I'm Howard.
>
> For shame.
You think that's bad?
My name is Colin, and guess which user on here just happens to also be called that?!
> Yah, I'm Howard.
>
> For shame.
You think that's bad?
My name is Colin, and guess which user on here just happens to also be called that?!
Howard Gerlias Nebdibas BaryoForuius Rasputin.
or Bob.
or Bob.
:'(
I'll give out my full name because I'm acomplete idiot
Joe Tobias Medina
Joe Tobias Medina
Yah, I'm Howard.
For shame.
For shame.
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