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Sun 29/06/03 at 15:47
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I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.

And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.

And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.

And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.

And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.

Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!

AT MY WINDOW!

ARGH!

They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!

And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.

And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.


bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:38
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"Proffesional Eejit."
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tell thee aboutmit.
im am practical pro now!!
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:33
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"8==="
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I can see the Memo - Misfire faceoff already........

*glee*
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:33
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i dunnon i t nseems norettyneszay to me. matuallynstrasth thsat, its dsamnb hard to typen fats eiwht thubs
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:31
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thumb typing is soi kewl\1!nit id salike typing like aopy uh=ohave only thumbs! try typingng realuy fast! and sdon't ;look toks ee what you have wrtitten, jut press [ost.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:28
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Um i think i would choose the poem...
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:28
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Oh and examining poems comes in useful at university when it's a choice between having to write an essay on the book 'War and Peace' or an essay on a small poem.

What would take less time to read?
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:25
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Poems have their uses. Some of the WWI poems convey the horrors of war really well.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:19
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"aka memo aaka gayby"
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*types with thumbs*

It isn't anything special.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:17
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"bit of a brain"
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"a little light thumb typing is good for the thumbs"

Absolute genius, I say.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:08
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"Jog on, sunshine"
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Dark Wolf wrote:
> Hypocrite


Dahaha.

Made my day, that has.

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