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I hate poems,
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.
And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.
And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.
And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!
AT MY WINDOW!
ARGH!
They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!
And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.
And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.
bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
Lines upon lines of drivel,
Never making much sense,
sense, sense, sense.
And poems that try to rhyme-or,
like a lowest common denominator
it bears no relevance to the poem
like fish in the middle of the road.
And I hate pomes,
that,
space themselves,
out,
in,
many lines,
it just makes it,
harder,
to read,
than, before.
And some poets can't think of short lines so they have to create large ones that make you feel out of breath from just reading and they go on and no with no cause and it makes the poem look bad,
Like Russian and Stalingrad,
BOOM,
Planes,
Neeeee-yaw
random poems are terrible.
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
And I hate poems that use the same lines,
And I hate poems that repeat themselves.
Emotional poems are the worst,
Death, DEATH!
Ghost!
AT MY WINDOW!
ARGH!
They try to be scary,
His blade was sharp,
sharp sharp sharp,
pierce your skin,
BOO!
And I hate peoms that talk about Nature,
Like birds and trees,
and flowers and bees,
And kids with dirty knees,
because they didn't say please,
and were chased by the po-lease,
and Poets that use words, niece,
Just to rhyme with wha they're saying, peace,
It makes me mad,
Obese.
And I also hate poems that end,
Abruptly.
bah To poEms and 'there' pour spelling and 'grammer'.
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I hate poems as they are often too long to read and to write them in rhyme you have to think about it alot to make sure it sounds good.
I'm feeling negative vibes tribbers.
I hate poems that try to be funny by saying they hate exactly what they are doing.
Plus, you could make like Mr Powell and call yourself "Co-leeen" instead of "Col-in."
my name wins all your names.
See Kevin and Martin to me are boring names. They are too common.
Colin is much better in my eyes
Colin is much better in my eyes
Howard the duck was a great movie.
I don't like my name when I compare it to my brothers' names:
Kevin
Martin
Kevin
Martin
Howard was the name of the Goldfish in Home Improvement.
Which happens to be an American programme.
Bah.
Which happens to be an American programme.
Bah.
My name is Joe Medina and that sounds awesome to me
And Tobias is a good name all on it's own. w00t w00t
And Tobias is a good name all on it's own. w00t w00t
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