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I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...
And brothers, the time is almost upon us.
The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.
My girlfriends got no chance.
How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?
How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?
How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?
Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:
That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
NO WAY IN HELL.U can have that bimbo :)
£12.50