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Seriously, some of us want to laugh for a while please.
I'll start:
What's white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge
(hey I know it sucks but c'mon, gimme a break, how many jokes about fridges do you know?)
er..Nike sucks and Steps can't sing.
I'll start:
What's white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge
(hey I know it sucks but c'mon, gimme a break, how many jokes about fridges do you know?)
er..Nike sucks and Steps can't sing.
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I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Ok, so this dyslexic walks into a bra...
That is a classic!
I've got some more dyslexic jokes, and I apologise if they offend:
Did you here about the dyslexic that did a ouijja (sp?) board? He sold his soul to santa.
S.A.N.D - National Association of Dyslexic Students.
> Ok, so this dyslexic walks into a bra...
That is a classic!
I've got some more dyslexic jokes, and I apologise if they offend:
Did you here about the dyslexic that did a ouijja (sp?) board? He sold his soul to santa.
S.A.N.D - National Association of Dyslexic Students.
This nun goes up to mother superior and ssays "I swore yesterday and I am really sorry."
Superior asks "what made you swear?"
The nun says "well, I was playing golf, and I hit a perfect 280 yard shot, and it hit a bird and stopped 100 yards away."
Superior says "Is that when you swore?"
"No. A squirrel came and took the ball and ran off with it."
"Superior says "Is that when you swore?"
"No. An eagle swooped and grabbed the squirrel and flew off"
Superior says "Is that when you swore?"
"No. The eagle was struck by a freak lighting bolt, and it dropped thesquirrel and the ball 6 inches from the hole i was shooting for."
Superior says "You missed the ******* put, diddn't you?"
Superior asks "what made you swear?"
The nun says "well, I was playing golf, and I hit a perfect 280 yard shot, and it hit a bird and stopped 100 yards away."
Superior says "Is that when you swore?"
"No. A squirrel came and took the ball and ran off with it."
"Superior says "Is that when you swore?"
"No. An eagle swooped and grabbed the squirrel and flew off"
Superior says "Is that when you swore?"
"No. The eagle was struck by a freak lighting bolt, and it dropped thesquirrel and the ball 6 inches from the hole i was shooting for."
Superior says "You missed the ******* put, diddn't you?"
Whats 6 foot tall, white, and would hurt a lot if it fell on you?
A fridge.
err...
A jar of Mayo and a cucumber are in a fridge.
The mayo says "Don't look, Im dressing."
hmmm...
A fridge.
err...
A jar of Mayo and a cucumber are in a fridge.
The mayo says "Don't look, Im dressing."
hmmm...
Two Irishmen are in a forest.
The first says to the second "we're in a forest."
The second says"Really? How can you tell? There are too many trees in the way."
The first says to the second "we're in a forest."
The second says"Really? How can you tell? There are too many trees in the way."
Two prisoners escape from prison one tall and one small.
The police are looking high and low for them.
Mhwaaa ha ah.......ahem
sorry :D
The police are looking high and low for them.
Mhwaaa ha ah.......ahem
sorry :D
how many ears does spock have?
3
his left ear his right ear and his final frontier
3
his left ear his right ear and his final frontier
Goatboy wrote:
er..Nike sucks and Steps can't
> sing.
llol
er..Nike sucks and Steps can't
> sing.
llol
A man walks into a bar - and whoops, he's hit his head!
Seriously, some of us want to laugh for a while please.
I'll start:
What's white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge
(hey I know it sucks but c'mon, gimme a break, how many jokes about fridges do you know?)
er..Nike sucks and Steps can't sing.
I'll start:
What's white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge
(hey I know it sucks but c'mon, gimme a break, how many jokes about fridges do you know?)
er..Nike sucks and Steps can't sing.
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