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"Know any good jokes?"

Seriously, some of us want to laugh for a while please.

I'll start:

What's white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge

(hey I know it sucks but c'mon, gimme a break, how many jokes about fridges do you know?)

er..Nike sucks and Steps can't sing.

A man walks into the doctors...

Doctor: I havent seen you here for a while.

Patient: I know, I've been ill.





I thankyou.

:-)

Here's another, I think it's great, let's see who's got my sense of humor:

A white horse walked into a pub and ordered a pint of beer.

The barman said, "Did you know that this pub is named after you?

And the horse replied, "What Dave?"

Yet another rude one:

A man walks in to the doctors surgery, walks over to the desk and whips his *little friend* out.

The doctor examines it an says "Sir, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong"

The man says "Yeah, I know, but it's a beauty isn't it!"

I bought a bottle of HP sauce the other week,

Its costing me 6p a month over the next year.

(groan)

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:

> ...He says, "Hold its nose."

ROFL!

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:

He says, "Put it
> between your legs."

She says, "What about the
> smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."

ROFL

A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

She says, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."

Whooo Style! wrote:
Three nuns
> walking down the road when a flasher jumps out. One has a heart
> attack and the other two have a stroke.



LOL!!!

Warning: Highly funny and ever-so-slightly rude joke:

Three nuns walking down the road when a flasher jumps out. One has a heart attack and the other two have a stroke.

;)