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There is only one prize available and will can only be won IF I use parts of your speech in my speech at my daughter's wedding on Friday.
If I don't use any parts of any of the speeches submitted then there will be no prize.
The closing date is MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY 22nd AUGUST.
The speech starts with these words:
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. BUT - DON'T USE THIS IN YOUR SPEECH PLEASE. It's just intended be a one liner which implies that they get paid for their daughters in other countries.
You carry on and write the rest (please)
Help!
Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then! He was a PC technician at the time, now he's a jet-setting systems guru.
If I don't use any parts of any of the speeches submitted then there will be no prize.
The closing date is MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY 22nd AUGUST.
The speech starts with these words:
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. BUT - DON'T USE THIS IN YOUR SPEECH PLEASE. It's just intended be a one liner which implies that they get paid for their daughters in other countries.
You carry on and write the rest (please)
Help!
Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then! He was a PC technician at the time, now he's a jet-setting systems guru.
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Seifer wrote:
> Now because you are entering this family *name of groom*, this will
> cost you 6.99 a year, with no obligation to buy anything and you get
> plenty of free gifts from family members when you marry!
RAFL!
> Now because you are entering this family *name of groom*, this will
> cost you 6.99 a year, with no obligation to buy anything and you get
> plenty of free gifts from family members when you marry!
RAFL!
Sniper wrote:
> Why are we doing his work?
No - I think I'll need to say something more interesting. But thanks anyway Sniper.
> Why are we doing his work?
No - I think I'll need to say something more interesting. But thanks anyway Sniper.
Why are we doing his work?
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. Being the main man at special reserve I often GIVE away prizes but nothing as valuable as my daughter, and no there is no refunds for this one.
This has been a very happy day for us all and I wish the happy couple all the best for their future, as long as you show up for work in time!
This has been a very happy day for us all and I wish the happy couple all the best for their future, as long as you show up for work in time!
Cheers Tony!
Must go
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I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England? We tried SELLING them, but to no avail (wait for laughter to subside)
No. Really, I am proud to stand here before you and witness this fantastic day {mumbles} however much it cost me....
Since she was a little girl, I have dreaded the moment she would fly the nest, but now I've met the groom, I realise that she is being well looked after (because you know what would happen if she wasn't?!....) and she won't need to keep coming back to me for more pocket money.
I feel like I haven't lost a daughter, but gained a whole other family. It may make holidays a bit harder to plan, but it feels good.
Seriously though, it's been a fantastic day and it's just left for me to wish {names of bridge/groom} all the happiness in the world for their new lives together.
No. Really, I am proud to stand here before you and witness this fantastic day {mumbles} however much it cost me....
Since she was a little girl, I have dreaded the moment she would fly the nest, but now I've met the groom, I realise that she is being well looked after (because you know what would happen if she wasn't?!....) and she won't need to keep coming back to me for more pocket money.
I feel like I haven't lost a daughter, but gained a whole other family. It may make holidays a bit harder to plan, but it feels good.
Seriously though, it's been a fantastic day and it's just left for me to wish {names of bridge/groom} all the happiness in the world for their new lives together.
AliBoy wrote:
> I think a little more info about your daughter maybe required.
No - you guys contribute some for the general part (please) - I'll have the privilege of writing (speaking) about my daughter.
What I will say is that Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then!
> I think a little more info about your daughter maybe required.
No - you guys contribute some for the general part (please) - I'll have the privilege of writing (speaking) about my daughter.
What I will say is that Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then!
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