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There is only one prize available and will can only be won IF I use parts of your speech in my speech at my daughter's wedding on Friday.
If I don't use any parts of any of the speeches submitted then there will be no prize.
The closing date is MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY 22nd AUGUST.
The speech starts with these words:
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. BUT - DON'T USE THIS IN YOUR SPEECH PLEASE. It's just intended be a one liner which implies that they get paid for their daughters in other countries.
You carry on and write the rest (please)
Help!
Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then! He was a PC technician at the time, now he's a jet-setting systems guru.
If I don't use any parts of any of the speeches submitted then there will be no prize.
The closing date is MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY 22nd AUGUST.
The speech starts with these words:
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. BUT - DON'T USE THIS IN YOUR SPEECH PLEASE. It's just intended be a one liner which implies that they get paid for their daughters in other countries.
You carry on and write the rest (please)
Help!
Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then! He was a PC technician at the time, now he's a jet-setting systems guru.
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Scene of honeymoon hotel lobby...
"And the name, please?"
"Yes, Mr and Mrs Wayne Dwyer."
"Shall I just put Mr Smith, sir?"
"No, It's my real name. I'm Dwyer."
"Now you're in here, Yes you are. It's raining outside!"
BOOM BOOM!
(Alternate ending #2)
"And the name, please?"
"Yes, Mr and Mrs Wayne Dwyer."
"Shall I just put Mr Smith, sir?"
"No, It's my real name."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Waa haa haa haarrrr!"
:D
"Hi. Can I speak to Hugh Jass, please?"
Ho ho!
"And the name, please?"
"Yes, Mr and Mrs Wayne Dwyer."
"Shall I just put Mr Smith, sir?"
"No, It's my real name. I'm Dwyer."
"Now you're in here, Yes you are. It's raining outside!"
BOOM BOOM!
(Alternate ending #2)
"And the name, please?"
"Yes, Mr and Mrs Wayne Dwyer."
"Shall I just put Mr Smith, sir?"
"No, It's my real name."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Waa haa haa haarrrr!"
:D
"Hi. Can I speak to Hugh Jass, please?"
Ho ho!
Nice one, Tony!
Aww, it's such a nice tradition, is a wedding.*sniff* you must of *sob* been so p-proud T-tony!!! *wails like a girl*...
Aww, I'll stop saying 'aww' now...
Aww, it's such a nice tradition, is a wedding.*sniff* you must of *sob* been so p-proud T-tony!!! *wails like a girl*...
Aww, I'll stop saying 'aww' now...
cheers Ed.
Well, glad you had a good time Tony!
Well, glad you had a good time Tony!
Yay!! I got a mention in Tony's speech!!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Tony said:
> wish them the one word that sums this all up - A happy family.
That's three words
> wish them the one word that sums this all up - A happy family.
That's three words
GREAT SPEECH TONY, AND WELL DONE SEIFER.
HE DESERVED THAT BUT SNOOP'S WAS ALSO DAMN GOOD.
HE DESERVED THAT BUT SNOOP'S WAS ALSO DAMN GOOD.
Tony wrote:
> Awe thanks guys.
Sarah worked in out Marketing team until
> recently. Wayne left us two or three years ago. So neither of them
> actually work for us now.
How um um ummmmmmmm, yeh well ahhhhhhh ummmmm hmmm.
I've been beaten again!!
> Awe thanks guys.
Sarah worked in out Marketing team until
> recently. Wayne left us two or three years ago. So neither of them
> actually work for us now.
How um um ummmmmmmm, yeh well ahhhhhhh ummmmm hmmm.
I've been beaten again!!
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