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There is only one prize available and will can only be won IF I use parts of your speech in my speech at my daughter's wedding on Friday.
If I don't use any parts of any of the speeches submitted then there will be no prize.
The closing date is MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY 22nd AUGUST.
The speech starts with these words:
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. BUT - DON'T USE THIS IN YOUR SPEECH PLEASE. It's just intended be a one liner which implies that they get paid for their daughters in other countries.
You carry on and write the rest (please)
Help!
Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then! He was a PC technician at the time, now he's a jet-setting systems guru.
If I don't use any parts of any of the speeches submitted then there will be no prize.
The closing date is MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY 22nd AUGUST.
The speech starts with these words:
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. BUT - DON'T USE THIS IN YOUR SPEECH PLEASE. It's just intended be a one liner which implies that they get paid for their daughters in other countries.
You carry on and write the rest (please)
Help!
Sarah is 5' 2" and Wayne is about 6' 4". They met while they were working in the Special Reserve shop in Chelmsford. Wayne was the supervisor then! He was a PC technician at the time, now he's a jet-setting systems guru.
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Tony, is there anything you won't get us to do for you? ;-)
On second thoughts, don't answer that...
On second thoughts, don't answer that...
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. Maybe its the fact that they are the most treasurable possession on Earth to their fathers and in this case Sarah is no exception.
Giving Sarah away to Wayne not only makes me proud to be her father but also knowing that the whole 6 foot 4 inches of him will make my Sarah happier then ever.
Wayne, Sarah, good luck to you both and I hope all goes well for the future. But Wayne, marrying Sarah means there is no escape from the kitchen, reaching that top shelf for Sarah should satisfy every inch of you.
*toast*
Giving Sarah away to Wayne not only makes me proud to be her father but also knowing that the whole 6 foot 4 inches of him will make my Sarah happier then ever.
Wayne, Sarah, good luck to you both and I hope all goes well for the future. But Wayne, marrying Sarah means there is no escape from the kitchen, reaching that top shelf for Sarah should satisfy every inch of you.
*toast*
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England...
Being farther of the bride is a bit like making love to the queen, its an honour, but no farther wants to do it!!
Being farther of the bride is a bit like making love to the queen, its an honour, but no farther wants to do it!!
I wonder why we give our daughters away in England?
Same reason as I give stuff away I suppose, although the notion of stuffing her into a jiffy-bag doesn't appeal, which means Wayne gets lucky this time.
Not too lucky though Wayne, I'm the Daddy, never forget that.
He started working for me and is marrying into the family, and there are some posters on the forums that would do the same for a prize, but they can suffice with a game for bashing out some words.
Same reason as I give stuff away I suppose, although the notion of stuffing her into a jiffy-bag doesn't appeal, which means Wayne gets lucky this time.
Not too lucky though Wayne, I'm the Daddy, never forget that.
He started working for me and is marrying into the family, and there are some posters on the forums that would do the same for a prize, but they can suffice with a game for bashing out some words.
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England.
Is it because we have had enough of there 'times of the month' or there boy problems and annoying 'I am a woman now' speeches? or is it because we see that they are moving on and becoming something you are in two minds whether you won't them to?
No seriously ladies and gentlemen, if you ever want to make time fly, have a daughter, and then see how long it seems to take for you to become a father-in-law. I could swear I’ve missed a decade somewhere! I knew, right from the beginning, that Sarah would be special. And she is.
For she meet Wayne over a counter in one of my shops while fixing a computer. If any girl can love a man who is a systems guru then he can't be that bad....
(no laughing)
....oh... this is the first speech I've given since my own wedding almost ''' years ago so you will probably appreciate that I am a 'bit' rusty at this sort of thing...
*your crap*
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen.......may I ask you to rise and lift your glasses.......as we drink a toast of long life and great happiness to the bride and groom........To Sarah and errrmm...err... (click fingers and point) Wayne.
*smooth as a thorn... take your seat... and sit*
Whaddya Think?
Is it because we have had enough of there 'times of the month' or there boy problems and annoying 'I am a woman now' speeches? or is it because we see that they are moving on and becoming something you are in two minds whether you won't them to?
No seriously ladies and gentlemen, if you ever want to make time fly, have a daughter, and then see how long it seems to take for you to become a father-in-law. I could swear I’ve missed a decade somewhere! I knew, right from the beginning, that Sarah would be special. And she is.
For she meet Wayne over a counter in one of my shops while fixing a computer. If any girl can love a man who is a systems guru then he can't be that bad....
(no laughing)
....oh... this is the first speech I've given since my own wedding almost ''' years ago so you will probably appreciate that I am a 'bit' rusty at this sort of thing...
*your crap*
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen.......may I ask you to rise and lift your glasses.......as we drink a toast of long life and great happiness to the bride and groom........To Sarah and errrmm...err... (click fingers and point) Wayne.
*smooth as a thorn... take your seat... and sit*
Whaddya Think?
Ok here is another for you Tony
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. Probably just to do with tradition but I am happy I get to give Sarah away to such a good man in Wayne. I wish you both a long and happy marriage and a wonderful life together. If I could ask you all to stand and charge your glasses in a toast to my daughter Sarah and her husband Wayne.
*cheers follow then you can go get drunk and turn come on here on Saturday with a hangover and give away loads of free games as you are so happy : )
I wonder why we GIVE away our daughters in England. Probably just to do with tradition but I am happy I get to give Sarah away to such a good man in Wayne. I wish you both a long and happy marriage and a wonderful life together. If I could ask you all to stand and charge your glasses in a toast to my daughter Sarah and her husband Wayne.
*cheers follow then you can go get drunk and turn come on here on Saturday with a hangover and give away loads of free games as you are so happy : )
Haha. What does Tony take us for? He knows we will work for peanuts(well games) so he thinks he can get a wedding speech outta us. :)
Gotta resist...you could enter this line into your speech. "I know everyone here today is surprised that I came up with such a fantastic speech, it's so good you could even say I didn't write the thing * sound of hohohoing in the background*
:)
Gotta resist...you could enter this line into your speech. "I know everyone here today is surprised that I came up with such a fantastic speech, it's so good you could even say I didn't write the thing * sound of hohohoing in the background*
:)
Do you have to say this tony?
Anyway, *cough* *cough* My fellow daughter met this very tall man in a shop called special reserve, I work on the website for this company. Join up on www.gameaday.co.uk!
Enough about me, on with the bride and groom.
The size difference between them is 1 foot and 2 inches, how are they supposed to kiss? Yellow pages might come in handy Wanye!
*everybody laughes and you are happy*
Anyway, *cough* *cough* My fellow daughter met this very tall man in a shop called special reserve, I work on the website for this company. Join up on www.gameaday.co.uk!
Enough about me, on with the bride and groom.
The size difference between them is 1 foot and 2 inches, how are they supposed to kiss? Yellow pages might come in handy Wanye!
*everybody laughes and you are happy*
Tony wrote:
No - I think I'll
> need to say something more interesting. But thanks anyway Sniper.
LOL! Nice one Tony.
I must say, I urge you to cancel the wedding. Immediately.
How can you allow someone by the name of Wayne to enter your family? Wayne is almost as bad as Malcolm, or even, heaven forbid, Trevor.
Stop this madness now!
:-)
(For all people named Trevor, Wayne or Malcolm, CHANGE YOUR NAME!)
No - I think I'll
> need to say something more interesting. But thanks anyway Sniper.
LOL! Nice one Tony.
I must say, I urge you to cancel the wedding. Immediately.
How can you allow someone by the name of Wayne to enter your family? Wayne is almost as bad as Malcolm, or even, heaven forbid, Trevor.
Stop this madness now!
:-)
(For all people named Trevor, Wayne or Malcolm, CHANGE YOUR NAME!)
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