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I would like to warn people about the following foods:
Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!
Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!
Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.
Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!
Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.
I will keep you all updated on deadly foods, please feel free to post your close to death food experiences in this forum.
Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!
Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!
Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.
Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!
Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.
I will keep you all updated on deadly foods, please feel free to post your close to death food experiences in this forum.
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To make the people safe from all these deadly foods, remember vote CJC, I'm there night and day to protect the need of you living pray. (Pray? yes we are pray, food is a killer and you should all take precautions!
Are you gonna enter any more of your stories in the compo? I find them very entertaining?
Damn, I should have made this poast prime!
223 wrote:
> My cousin had a chopstick accident once . Her brother shoved it up
> her nose !
WOW! the last time I heard of that happening to some on was 1990!
> My cousin had a chopstick accident once . Her brother shoved it up
> her nose !
WOW! the last time I heard of that happening to some on was 1990!
GOOD GOD!!! you survived food poisoning from eating dodgy chicken at France! My fact: Never eat foreign food!
Well the pot noodle thing seams a bit much.
Near death food experences? Choking on frosties and eating dodgy chickin in france. I got food poisoning and was badly ill.
Oh and the yes mum reply made me laugh. :)
Near death food experences? Choking on frosties and eating dodgy chickin in france. I got food poisoning and was badly ill.
Oh and the yes mum reply made me laugh. :)
Grix`s Brain wrote:
> And whatever you do, make sure you hold a knife by the
> HANDLE.
This wins Sniper's much hyped "Topic of the Year
> Award". Congratulations.
Thanks, but I'm not here for the awards, I'm hear to make the world a safer place!
> And whatever you do, make sure you hold a knife by the
> HANDLE.
This wins Sniper's much hyped "Topic of the Year
> Award". Congratulations.
Thanks, but I'm not here for the awards, I'm hear to make the world a safer place!
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