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"Deadly Food Experiences!"

I would like to warn people about the following foods:

Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!

Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!

Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.

Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!

Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.

I will keep you all updated on deadly foods, please feel free to post your close to death food experiences in this forum.

SnoopDoggyDan wrote:
> Errm CJC - how the hell can you keep injuring / repeatedly choking
> yourself on food? Are you some kind of food masochist or
> something??? :-)

(i once took a huge bite out of a nasty
> mexican-stylee pepper once - GOD DAMN that was hot!! I couldn't
> taste anything for two days.....)

Me keep injuring MY self! It's the food! food is gonna kill everyone some day!

Here's quite a deadly one. Never eat wild fruit. Want to know why? On the other side there could be a wasp. Bitting through a live wasp

Ouch! Not too mention the big swollen tongue.

Errm CJC - how the hell can you keep injuring / repeatedly choking yourself on food? Are you some kind of food masochist or something??? :-)

(i once took a huge bite out of a nasty mexican-stylee pepper once - GOD DAMN that was hot!! I couldn't taste anything for two days.....)

SHEEPY wrote:
> Too think I could have died this morning :D

He ho ha

Every morning is life threatening! breakfast is the most dangerouse food course of the day!

Ok.Whats worse out of the two:

Biting into an apple to find a maggot

Or

Biting into an apple to find half a maggot

ISS Pro wrote:
> Whats worse:

>
Biting into an apple
> to find a maggot

>
Or
>

Biting into
> an apple to find half a maggot

Biting into an apple to find that it has been rotting from the inside for days, this happened to me just a few days ago. I thought an animal had crawled inside it and laid eggs!

Both !

Whats worse:

Biting into an apple to find a maggot

Or

Biting into an apple to find half a maggot

Too think I could have died this morning :D

He ho ha

ISS Pro wrote:
> I was once in a resteraunte and asked for a prawn cocktail, it came
> and i started to eat them, after the first two or three i noticed
> the heads were still on. This was not dangerous but i did vomit all
> over the table. Funnily enough the restaurante went empty. :)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this is the best topic I have made yet!