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"Deadly Food Experiences!"

I would like to warn people about the following foods:

Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!

Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!

Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.

Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!

Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.

I will keep you all updated on deadly foods, please feel free to post your close to death food experiences in this forum.

jd99 that's best but most deadly I have heard so far.

Remember folks dont use 8 inch knife's when cutting carrots!

I was once in a resteraunte and asked for a prawn cocktail, it came and i started to eat them, after the first two or three i noticed the heads were still on. This was not dangerous but i did vomit all over the table. Funnily enough the restaurante went empty. :)

Candy rock gives me toothache . Oooooooh . . . . . . . . . .

So the forum has sank to this...

lol

Be careful when eating apples, especially ones in a bucket by a till. You might recieve a sudden smash in the face if you haven't paid for it yet...

Well this is vaguely food related and was nearly deadly.

I was cutting carrots with a 8 inch knife when I decided that using this knife would be a good way to put a hole in my belt as it was too big.

When carrying out the holing of my belt with the deadly blade I slipped. The knife was coming straight at my stomach but it hit my other hand instead and sliced up two of my fingers at the knuckles.

I fell over because I thought the knife had gone into my chest.

Luckily it didn't and I escaped with a few scars.

Note to you-Never use 8 inch knifes to put holes in your belt, just eat more and get fat.

Yes very Scary!!!

Dont drink fizzy pop fast, it gives you that funny feeling in the nose and your eyes start to water!

Bacon, deadly, I have had it stuck down my throat once. Scary experiance.

Here's another, Fizzy pop. If drunk out of the bottle in fast amounts, it makes you want to burp but you can't and leaves you short of breath.

Does anybody else have any deadly food experiences?

Food is deadly, and ohhh... POP!

When having spagetti remember what I told you about the bacon. It can easily slide down your throught whilst it is still connected to the fork.

This once happened to me, I can still remember every detail I can even feel what it was like when it got cought in my throught!