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"Deadly Food Experiences!"

I would like to warn people about the following foods:

Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!

Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!

Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.

Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!

Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.

I will keep you all updated on deadly foods, please feel free to post your close to death food experiences in this forum.

ISS Pro wrote:
> Hes going!! how will we make it through the night!!??

I havent gone yet my friends, till tomorrow do the following:
- Only drink water.
- Dont use 8 inch knife's
- Dont eat icecream
- Dont eat wild fruit
- Dont eat sweets
- Dont eat bacon
- Dont get any food stuck up your nose
- Dont eat mexican-stylee peppers

Try eating baby food!

Vote Dringo ;)

Hes going!! how will we make it through the night!!??

Bye

Well people it's time for me to go, try not to have nightmares about dieing from food. If you stick to my helpful tips you COULD live a lifetime (Not garantied).
I will be back tomorrow with some more helpful tips, so till then DONT EAT!

223 wrote:
> Ice-cream that is so cold it makes your mouth go numb for days .
> That aches .

Forget about the mouth, ehat about the brain freeze! I once thought my head was going to explode!

Remember people dont eat icecream quickly!

GasMask wrote:
> This is a pretty cool topic CJC well done.

Thanks!

:)

This is a pretty cool topic CJC well done.

Ice-cream that is so cold it makes your mouth go numb for days . That aches .

GasMask wrote:
> Here's quite a deadly one. Never eat wild fruit. Want to know why?
> On the other side there could be a wasp. Bitting through a live
> wasp

Ouch! Not too mention the big swollen tongue.

Rememebr people, never eat wild fruit! It's a danger to you and insects!