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"Deadly Food Experiences!"

I would like to warn people about the following foods:

Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!

Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!

Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.

Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!

Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.

I will keep you all updated on deadly foods, please feel free to post your close to death food experiences in this forum.

Never, ever, attempt to push the wires and prongs of an open plug back into place whilst the plug is connected to the mains, and switched on.

I had a bowl of grapes nearby if that qualifies this story into the 'food disiasters' category.

Drinks from cans can be deadly. I was at a friends house drinking a coke. I put down the can, and when I took my next swig of it, I got a sharp pain in my mouth.

While I had been concentrating on other things, a wasp had gone into the can, lured in by the sweet liquid that is coke. So when I took a gulp, it stung me in the mouth!

Chips are fairly leathel, there shape is what makes them so dangerouse. They can easily get caught in the back of your throught.
True Fact: (My sister almost choked on a chip once!)

Now this is a very important fact! NEVER EVER put a knife down the toater to try and get your crumpets out. I understand that crumpets are very tricky to get out the toaster but never put a knife in the toaster to get them out.
My dad once caught me trying to do this, I did not realise it was dangerouse.

Oooops!

Good God!

I almost just died, everyone remember when eating KitKat's never try eating one whole, use the handy dent in the middle and eat each stick seperately!

I will die before i change my vote, well not litteratly.

ISS Pro wrote:
> Sorry, my vote has already been placed. But i still need help!

I'm sorry I dont give my facts away for free you know! Try changing you vote, it may sound evil but it's for the best.

Sorry, my vote has already been placed. But i still need help!

ISS Pro vote for me, I will protect you from the food.

Reading the stories on this topic has scared me so much i have yet to eat today!