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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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It's been months since er-no posted that thread about Tony taking us all paintballing, but now Tony finally gave up to everyone's pitty torments and aranged a day out for the SR clan to go paintballing.
Everone was picked up in a private coach that Tony was able to supply, in the bus was er-no, Sniper, FM and all the othe members of ukchatforums. It was a long journey for the coach to pick everyone up but guess who er-no was sat next to the whole journey *SNIPER*! er-no act's kind to Sniper and says friendly things to Sniper.
BUT!!! Sniper does not realise what surprise er-no has planned ahead for Sniper.
Er-no phoned up the paintballing place and was avle to offer them £1 000 000 pounds of Tony' money if they did the following things.
1) The main games are everone agains Sniper.
2) Paint-balls are not paintballs! they are filled with a deadly burning acid.
3) Er-no gets a real gun, not a pintball gun, a real powerful machine gun and a cross bow!!
4) Everone hunting Sniper is equiped with grenades not crappy smoke grenages.
5) Finally Sniper is only allowed a paintball gun! Haaaaaha!
They finally get to the paintballing pace and everone gets changed into there gear. Sniper feels big headed and feels fine about everone against him *(he thinks there only paint balls)*!
Sniper starts in his base and er-no and the clan start in there base. The whistle blows to start the match, er-no runs toward his base followed by his trusty team members. CJC notices some movement in the bushed and fires 10 rounds of his acid balls at Sniper.
"ahhhhhh my eye's" Sniper screams. er-no hears the scream and comes running to see whats happening, he see Sniper running so gets his machine gun and fires! Sniper is hit in the arm but continues to run. er-no is angy and gets out his mega-phone and shouts
"Sniper is heading for his base, everone attack target!" hundreds of the ukchatfoums gang runs to the base. Sniper is hit another 10 times with acid round, his skin is now hanging of his face!
Sniper thinks he has found a safe place, but has he? er-no hiding up a tree pours a litre of pertol over Sniper. Sniper is drenched in petrol and runs, er-no gets his hands crossbow and light's one of the fire bows up. He aims and FIRES! the fire dart flies through the trees and hits Sniper!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! bits of Sniper start falling out of the skies. er-no laughs and walts off with a smile on his face!
Everone was picked up in a private coach that Tony was able to supply, in the bus was er-no, Sniper, FM and all the othe members of ukchatforums. It was a long journey for the coach to pick everyone up but guess who er-no was sat next to the whole journey *SNIPER*! er-no act's kind to Sniper and says friendly things to Sniper.
BUT!!! Sniper does not realise what surprise er-no has planned ahead for Sniper.
Er-no phoned up the paintballing place and was avle to offer them £1 000 000 pounds of Tony' money if they did the following things.
1) The main games are everone agains Sniper.
2) Paint-balls are not paintballs! they are filled with a deadly burning acid.
3) Er-no gets a real gun, not a pintball gun, a real powerful machine gun and a cross bow!!
4) Everone hunting Sniper is equiped with grenades not crappy smoke grenages.
5) Finally Sniper is only allowed a paintball gun! Haaaaaha!
They finally get to the paintballing pace and everone gets changed into there gear. Sniper feels big headed and feels fine about everone against him *(he thinks there only paint balls)*!
Sniper starts in his base and er-no and the clan start in there base. The whistle blows to start the match, er-no runs toward his base followed by his trusty team members. CJC notices some movement in the bushed and fires 10 rounds of his acid balls at Sniper.
"ahhhhhh my eye's" Sniper screams. er-no hears the scream and comes running to see whats happening, he see Sniper running so gets his machine gun and fires! Sniper is hit in the arm but continues to run. er-no is angy and gets out his mega-phone and shouts
"Sniper is heading for his base, everone attack target!" hundreds of the ukchatfoums gang runs to the base. Sniper is hit another 10 times with acid round, his skin is now hanging of his face!
Sniper thinks he has found a safe place, but has he? er-no hiding up a tree pours a litre of pertol over Sniper. Sniper is drenched in petrol and runs, er-no gets his hands crossbow and light's one of the fire bows up. He aims and FIRES! the fire dart flies through the trees and hits Sniper!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! bits of Sniper start falling out of the skies. er-no laughs and walts off with a smile on his face!
cooldogs wrote:
> oooldogs
now that's an interesting name!
Thanks...
> oooldogs
now that's an interesting name!
Thanks...
do you actually get a game if you win?
If you do gimme gimme gimme i have 4 PS2 games and have had it since launch and one of em was a SR prize.
i hope "sniper, the sniper of snipers" wins in his upcoming episodes!!
If you do gimme gimme gimme i have 4 PS2 games and have had it since launch and one of em was a SR prize.
i hope "sniper, the sniper of snipers" wins in his upcoming episodes!!
*looks up at sniper*
*runs and jumps into sniper's chest*
(anyone sencing the matrix here)
*sniper looks down and at his hands*
*sniper "cracks up"*
and BOOM!
*runs and jumps into sniper's chest*
(anyone sencing the matrix here)
*sniper looks down and at his hands*
*sniper "cracks up"*
and BOOM!
er-no..... what other member of this forum would you also most like to be killed....
All part of my next story....
Just wait and see...... :-)
All part of my next story....
Just wait and see...... :-)
THE ADVENTURES OF SNIPER, THE SNIPER OF SNIPERS
Crackle Crackle BANG
He would have liked to give a more depth episode but has just found out that the rumors of exploding PS2's are actually true.
Good buy until next time
#They call him Sniper
#Sniper the Sniper of Snipers
#He aims
#he shoots
#he always always dies
until next time stay tuned for the great episodes of Sniper, the sniper of snipers.
Crackle Crackle BANG
He would have liked to give a more depth episode but has just found out that the rumors of exploding PS2's are actually true.
Good buy until next time
#They call him Sniper
#Sniper the Sniper of Snipers
#He aims
#he shoots
#he always always dies
until next time stay tuned for the great episodes of Sniper, the sniper of snipers.
That was great oooldogs.
Sniper has died due to an idea that went terribly wrong. Tony gave this guy who would like to be known as Er-No the ability to set up a competition and the prize would be a free game.
The competition he chose was for people to write how Sniper could die. Dav1d couldnt think of any good ideas, so he took matters into his own hands.
He wanted to get the most realistic desription possible, so he went to Snipers house, produced a gun and shot Sniper. studied the way he died and then wrote the description on the website and won!
The competition he chose was for people to write how Sniper could die. Dav1d couldnt think of any good ideas, so he took matters into his own hands.
He wanted to get the most realistic desription possible, so he went to Snipers house, produced a gun and shot Sniper. studied the way he died and then wrote the description on the website and won!
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