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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Myst1que wrote:
> anytime babe anytime

Infact I put a whole new meaning to the lyrics of Nellys song 'Ride Wit Me'

:D

Myst1que wrote:
> anytime babe anytime

Well then.... you wouldn't regret it...

I have been trained by Goatboy and I love to ride...

CJC wrote:
> I'm not finished!!!!!! Sniper was still alive so er-no gor into his
> tank and squashed him to pieces!!

That doesn't count now... also you have to know the name of the Tank..

obviously these aren't essential to win, but I am the judge.

anytime babe anytime

er-no I remembered the tank thing and the kneecap thing!

Myst1que wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Myst1que wrote:
> *sits on his face and
> suffercates him*

Best
> so far... but REFans was also
> excellent because he killed Gates!

thankyou

Just remember the horse thing!

:-P

Did you like the song? I wrote another (they aren't really for you but I will post them for you).

I'm not finished!!!!!! Sniper was still alive so er-no gor into his tank and squashed him to pieces!!

Sniper was offered a role in a computer game. cool he thought.

He was wrong. NHe didnt read the small print, it was for Max Payne.

He was to walk aroung this room with a big machine gun and his orders were to shoot anyone he sees. Unfortunatley When he saw someone everything went into slowmotion, and he found that he couldnt aim propperly. Max could.

Sniper lept to the left to try to dodge the bullets, but it was no use. Max's aim was too good, and he dropped to the earth with a bullet in his head, heart, liver, and one in each knee.

CJC!

That is a clear winner so far! If it ended now I would give you the prize!

You included the kneecap part which is what I was looking for but there is one more thing I am looking for... its what I drove to SHEEPYS house to kill him in...

..can any of you remember?

er-no wrote:
> Myst1que wrote:
> *sits on his face and suffercates him*

Best
> so far... but REFans was also excellent because he killed Gates!

thankyou