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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

SHEEPY asked his best friend Sniper to shoot a beer can off the top of his head. Sniper obliged, aimed his sniper rifle at the can, but missed and shot SHEEPY in the head. SHEEPY died in Hospital two days later. Sniper was charged with murder and given the electric chair!

Sniper finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Sniper: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Sniper: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Sniper: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Sniper: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Sniper: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Sniper: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Sniper: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Sniper: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Sniper: Er-no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

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Sorry to include you in this SHEEPY but I had to use someones name, and sheepy was pretty easy to spell! :-)

what

CJC wrote:

Yea, short story! If I
> was writing a story about Snipers death it would be 100 pages long!

That's how i tried to justify the length of my short story that I entered for my GCSE's I got a B dont make the same mistake!

Myst1que wrote:
> dude he said short

That was excellent.... although I am sure there will be better!

:)

er-no wrote:
> Myst1que wrote:
> anytime babe anytime

Infact I put a whole
> new meaning to the lyrics of Nellys song 'Ride Wit Me'

:D

???

*Whooo! walks into the forum, sees Er-No's GAD and enters. Immediatley deciding that he will certainly win, Whooo! picks up the GAD and batters Sniper to death with it*

Is sniper really dead? I've never actually seen him.

Myst1que wrote:
> dude he said short

Yea, short story! If I was writing a story about Snipers death it would be 100 pages long!

Ö~ Res€vilfan ~Ö wrote:
> do you actually get a game if you win?

If you do gimme gimme
> gimme i have 4 PS2 games and have had it since launch and one of em
> was a SR prize.

i hope "sniper, the sniper of snipers"
> wins in his upcoming episodes!!

Yes, I have Tony's backing and its from SR!

dude he said short

*Mystique goes overbored using sniper for her sexual experiments and he explodes*