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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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CJC wrote:
> Like the work Dav1d, night all!
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Thanks.... and Night Night
> Like the work Dav1d, night all!
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Thanks.... and Night Night
Sniper, the leader of the best SWAT team ever to grace the LAPD, puts his ear up to the rotting door of a gangs hideout at the top of an ancient apartment block. His fellow SWATters have all been shot dead and he has vowed to avenge them.
With great force he kicks at the door, but instead of knocking it over his foot goes right through the rotting panels. Tha gang members all stand up and take out their guns, aiming them at the door.
The rusty hinges on the door give way, and Sniper, still trapped, falls flat on his face and breaks his leg. In blinding pain he gets up onto his good foot and puts his hand on a surface for support. The surface happens to be a boiling kettle. He hops across the room in agony and steps in a fox trap someone left lyibg around. He screams and tries in vain to get it off. As he flails around he bumped the electric oven which setof the flashbang grenades he had in his pockets, badly burning his legs and waist. In unbelievable pain he staggers across to the other end of the room and trips over the Gangs dog, which bites him savagely on his testicles. His trip sends him falling out of the low window to his death 30 stories down in a rose bush.
Sorry, that was a bit long, but I got carried away.
With great force he kicks at the door, but instead of knocking it over his foot goes right through the rotting panels. Tha gang members all stand up and take out their guns, aiming them at the door.
The rusty hinges on the door give way, and Sniper, still trapped, falls flat on his face and breaks his leg. In blinding pain he gets up onto his good foot and puts his hand on a surface for support. The surface happens to be a boiling kettle. He hops across the room in agony and steps in a fox trap someone left lyibg around. He screams and tries in vain to get it off. As he flails around he bumped the electric oven which setof the flashbang grenades he had in his pockets, badly burning his legs and waist. In unbelievable pain he staggers across to the other end of the room and trips over the Gangs dog, which bites him savagely on his testicles. His trip sends him falling out of the low window to his death 30 stories down in a rose bush.
Sorry, that was a bit long, but I got carried away.
cooldogs wrote:
> Sniper was bludgeoned to death with a chair leg!
Original and funny!
> Sniper was bludgeoned to death with a chair leg!
Original and funny!
Sniper woke up, got dressed, washed and had breakfast.
He went down town, to the park and home. Then he stopped, something wasn't right? He doesn't know what to do now? He has never lived this long before.
Sniper started to panic and then turned on the TV. A new experience, music, people dancing, he was going to kill himslef but he has discovered a pass time then the next video came on it was Hear say.
He shot himself.
He went down town, to the park and home. Then he stopped, something wasn't right? He doesn't know what to do now? He has never lived this long before.
Sniper started to panic and then turned on the TV. A new experience, music, people dancing, he was going to kill himslef but he has discovered a pass time then the next video came on it was Hear say.
He shot himself.
Whilst playing "Worlds scariest police chases", Sniper felt that he needed more excitement in his life. He flew out to the USA (using a doctored passport, which read Mr Piper and paid for using a stolen credit card). Upon his arrival he quickly departed the airport. In an attempt to feel a quick brush with excitement, he commited grand theft auto, and stole a moped, not the quickest of vehicles, but he wanted to feel the wind on his cheeks, (and since his trousers had mysteriously vanished this was quite possible). However whilst cruising the city the report of the stolen moped had been logged by the police, he was then made aware that he had a wanted rating of 1 by the presence of a gurning policemans face on his Heads Up Display, the police would not exactly go out of there way to catch him, great he thought.
He cruised around Florida, when he suddenly passed a police vehicle, thinking "Mr piper" had just mooned them the police gave chase, there were now 3 gurning police faces on his HUD, he was in trouble, he could give up or keep going, he decided to stay fugitive.
When all of a sudden a harley came up beside him, "come with me if you want to live" the voice boomed, "i cant said "mr Piper" i have to die in this story, sorry", "fair enough" boomed the voice. He weaved on through the traffic, he was now Americas most wanted, there were 10 police vehicles, a tank and the FBI on his tail.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash, Sniper, i mean "Mr piper" awoke lying on a metal table. He heard 2 people talking, "not now Mulder people could see", "whos gonna see Scully? you know you want me". "where am i" said Sniper, Mulder and Scully finished their cannoodling and went over to his side, "this is FBI headquarters" said mulder and scully, "you were an abductee, the only live specimen we have left, we need to take tests on you", "what kind of tests" said sniper.
"The weight of your organs, the water content of your brain etc.." said scully, "wow" said sniper, "and you can do that while they are still in my body?". Mulder and scully laughed "I wish" said scully, "it would be less messy, thats for sure". "get me the scalpel mulder", The corridors shuddered with the screams of Sniper, he awoke in his bed, the sheets soaked with sweat. "just a dream he said" he went downstairs for a glass of water, however his eyes were still slightly watery from the sleep, his depth perception failed him, he missed the top step and was sent crashing down the stairs in a theatre of pain, he never awoke...
He cruised around Florida, when he suddenly passed a police vehicle, thinking "Mr piper" had just mooned them the police gave chase, there were now 3 gurning police faces on his HUD, he was in trouble, he could give up or keep going, he decided to stay fugitive.
When all of a sudden a harley came up beside him, "come with me if you want to live" the voice boomed, "i cant said "mr Piper" i have to die in this story, sorry", "fair enough" boomed the voice. He weaved on through the traffic, he was now Americas most wanted, there were 10 police vehicles, a tank and the FBI on his tail.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash, Sniper, i mean "Mr piper" awoke lying on a metal table. He heard 2 people talking, "not now Mulder people could see", "whos gonna see Scully? you know you want me". "where am i" said Sniper, Mulder and Scully finished their cannoodling and went over to his side, "this is FBI headquarters" said mulder and scully, "you were an abductee, the only live specimen we have left, we need to take tests on you", "what kind of tests" said sniper.
"The weight of your organs, the water content of your brain etc.." said scully, "wow" said sniper, "and you can do that while they are still in my body?". Mulder and scully laughed "I wish" said scully, "it would be less messy, thats for sure". "get me the scalpel mulder", The corridors shuddered with the screams of Sniper, he awoke in his bed, the sheets soaked with sweat. "just a dream he said" he went downstairs for a glass of water, however his eyes were still slightly watery from the sleep, his depth perception failed him, he missed the top step and was sent crashing down the stairs in a theatre of pain, he never awoke...
Like the work Dav1d, night all!
er-no wrote:
> Myst1que wrote:
> dude he said short
That was excellent....
> although I am sure there will be better!
:)
what ho huh what
> Myst1que wrote:
> dude he said short
That was excellent....
> although I am sure there will be better!
:)
what ho huh what
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