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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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ok i apologise..i shal change it
sniper catches myst1que and er-no in a compromising situation..and decides to tell all..
but before he can post the revealing tale myst1que bursts into his room and beats him to a bloody death with a tuna fish.
better?
sniper catches myst1que and er-no in a compromising situation..and decides to tell all..
but before he can post the revealing tale myst1que bursts into his room and beats him to a bloody death with a tuna fish.
better?
er-no wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Who is the favorite so far?
I have
> liked Mystics one liners, I have liked CJC's stories because he
> rememebered stuff and I also liked your story!
Woohoo, ive got a small chance, that makes me feel better.
> cookie monster wrote:
> Who is the favorite so far?
I have
> liked Mystics one liners, I have liked CJC's stories because he
> rememebered stuff and I also liked your story!
Woohoo, ive got a small chance, that makes me feel better.
cookie monster wrote:
> Who is the favorite so far?
I have liked Mystics one liners, I have liked CJC's stories because he rememebered stuff and I also liked your story!
What ever makes me laugh will stand a good chance,
> Who is the favorite so far?
I have liked Mystics one liners, I have liked CJC's stories because he rememebered stuff and I also liked your story!
What ever makes me laugh will stand a good chance,
Myst1que wrote:
> myst1que catches er-no "riding" sniper and gets very
> "green eyed" so she beats sniper to death with a tuna
> fish.
sorry er-no but i used your name cos its your
> competition...
i aint saying you are gay or anything like that
Can't you have put:
Mystic and er-no are riding extremely hard but Sniper gets in the way and gets killed?
I am not GAY!
urrghhh.
> myst1que catches er-no "riding" sniper and gets very
> "green eyed" so she beats sniper to death with a tuna
> fish.
sorry er-no but i used your name cos its your
> competition...
i aint saying you are gay or anything like that
Can't you have put:
Mystic and er-no are riding extremely hard but Sniper gets in the way and gets killed?
I am not GAY!
urrghhh.
Who is the favorite so far?
myst1que catches er-no "riding" sniper and gets very "green eyed" so she beats sniper to death with a tuna fish.
sorry er-no but i used your name cos its your competition...
i aint saying you are gay or anything like that
sorry er-no but i used your name cos its your competition...
i aint saying you are gay or anything like that
cooldogs wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> cooldogs wrote:
> Sniper was bludgeoned to
> death with a chair
> leg!
Original and funny!
that comes
> from my story The Haunting Surprise, only it was u erno that met
> that fate!
Right then, sorry you lose!
:-P
> er-no wrote:
> cooldogs wrote:
> Sniper was bludgeoned to
> death with a chair
> leg!
Original and funny!
that comes
> from my story The Haunting Surprise, only it was u erno that met
> that fate!
Right then, sorry you lose!
:-P
OK..... here's a shorter one....
Sniper was water-skiing at about 120mph on a large lake somewhere in Wales, when a flock of swans took fright at the noise of the boat and flew across his path.
He slammed into 5 swans and was knocked unconscious.
Medics were unable to revive him.
Sniper was water-skiing at about 120mph on a large lake somewhere in Wales, when a flock of swans took fright at the noise of the boat and flew across his path.
He slammed into 5 swans and was knocked unconscious.
Medics were unable to revive him.
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