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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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er-no wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Sniper drinks some Jack Daniels... Sniper
> faints... Sniper needs to
> get stomach pumped... machine has
> fault... Sniper chokes to death
> with that pump down his
> neck.
Hmmm
That wasn't funny
No that was SICK!
My point exactly... ok its funny all the same but for gods sake stop riping the urine out of death..
Might be alcohol but who knows
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Sniper drinks some Jack Daniels... Sniper
> faints... Sniper needs to
> get stomach pumped... machine has
> fault... Sniper chokes to death
> with that pump down his
> neck.
Hmmm
That wasn't funny
No that was SICK!
My point exactly... ok its funny all the same but for gods sake stop riping the urine out of death..
Might be alcohol but who knows
cookie monster wrote:
> Sniper checks the mirror and notices a pimple, he squeezes it with
> all his might, his head explodes.
END
RIGHT THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST SO FAR!
> Sniper checks the mirror and notices a pimple, he squeezes it with
> all his might, his head explodes.
END
RIGHT THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST SO FAR!
SHEEPY wrote:
> Sniper drinks some Jack Daniels... Sniper faints... Sniper needs to
> get stomach pumped... machine has fault... Sniper chokes to death
> with that pump down his neck.
Hmmm
That wasn't funny
No that was SICK!
> Sniper drinks some Jack Daniels... Sniper faints... Sniper needs to
> get stomach pumped... machine has fault... Sniper chokes to death
> with that pump down his neck.
Hmmm
That wasn't funny
No that was SICK!
cookie monster wrote:
> Sniper checks the mirror and notices a pimple, he squeezes it with
> all his might, his head explodes.
END
I would like to add no offence to sniper :)
> Sniper checks the mirror and notices a pimple, he squeezes it with
> all his might, his head explodes.
END
I would like to add no offence to sniper :)
Sniper checks the mirror and notices a pimple, he squeezes it with all his might, his head explodes.
END
END
Myst1que wrote:
> ok i apologise..i shal change it
sniper catches myst1que and
> er-no in a compromising situation..and decides to tell all..
but
> before he can post the revealing tale myst1que bursts into his room
> and beats him to a bloody death with a tuna fish.
better?
hmm.. a little bit more work on the compromising situation and you never know...
:D
Whats your email?
> ok i apologise..i shal change it
sniper catches myst1que and
> er-no in a compromising situation..and decides to tell all..
but
> before he can post the revealing tale myst1que bursts into his room
> and beats him to a bloody death with a tuna fish.
better?
hmm.. a little bit more work on the compromising situation and you never know...
:D
Whats your email?
Sniper drinks some Jack Daniels... Sniper faints... Sniper needs to get stomach pumped... machine has fault... Sniper chokes to death with that pump down his neck.
Hmmm
That wasn't funny
Hmmm
That wasn't funny
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