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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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The Seven Lives of Sniper
Sunday: Run over whilst chasing cars outside his house.
Monday: Decides to get 'closer to God' but falls out of the tree.
Tuesday: Electrocuted whilst trying to fit a mod chip into his NES.
Wednesday: Getting his directions to the ECTS Show in London a bit muddled, Sniper ends up being bitten by a rabid monkey at Whipsnade Zoo.
Thursday: Slow puncture in his waterwings cited as the cause of Sniper drowning at his local swimming baths.
Friday: A nice sunny day, Sniper grabs a beach towel, a pair of Raybans and runs outside, where he spontaeneously combusts.
Saturday: Realising that he's having a bad week, Sniper decides to take it easy but is electrocuted whilst playing with his GBA in the bath.
Sunday: Run over whilst chasing cars outside his house.
Monday: Decides to get 'closer to God' but falls out of the tree.
Tuesday: Electrocuted whilst trying to fit a mod chip into his NES.
Wednesday: Getting his directions to the ECTS Show in London a bit muddled, Sniper ends up being bitten by a rabid monkey at Whipsnade Zoo.
Thursday: Slow puncture in his waterwings cited as the cause of Sniper drowning at his local swimming baths.
Friday: A nice sunny day, Sniper grabs a beach towel, a pair of Raybans and runs outside, where he spontaeneously combusts.
Saturday: Realising that he's having a bad week, Sniper decides to take it easy but is electrocuted whilst playing with his GBA in the bath.
Night myst.....
Youll have to teach me that vanishing trick one time!
*Dav1d makes his own smoke bomb from cigerettes and toliet paper*
*Smoke fills room.......Smoke doesnt dissapear...."Hey I cant see the keybhsdl #[ds sadsf dfsd sdw/a.sa....Smoke dissapears....."Thats better"! :-)
Youll have to teach me that vanishing trick one time!
*Dav1d makes his own smoke bomb from cigerettes and toliet paper*
*Smoke fills room.......Smoke doesnt dissapear...."Hey I cant see the keybhsdl #[ds sadsf dfsd sdw/a.sa....Smoke dissapears....."Thats better"! :-)
ok tired now
until tomorrow
*throws cape around body*...*smashes a smoke bomb*
MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
until tomorrow
*throws cape around body*...*smashes a smoke bomb*
MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
What have I done! You are all monsters!
EVIL!
er-no: I can do impressions like no other human.
EVIL!
er-no: I can do impressions like no other human.
Dav1d finishes him off with a knife and fork!
Table manners you see! :-)
"Could you pass me the pepper dear?"
Table manners you see! :-)
"Could you pass me the pepper dear?"
the things we write at this time of the night!
gouges sniper's heart and eyes out with a spoon
That made me cry Dan.....
Cry with laughter!.... nice one! :-)
Cry with laughter!.... nice one! :-)
fine....*streaks*
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