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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper got his new assignment.

Kill coooldude:

He got everything prepared.

He went out. Found cooldude's cardboard box and shot.

HAHAHAHA he laughed.

He dicided to have a smoke. He didnt realise he was standing in the middle of a pool of oil.

As he lit the match, he dropped it

*******BOOM*******

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cooooldude wrote:
> COOLDOG wat the hell is wrong with you hating siper so much i think
> we get the point you h8 him and if either one of those happend dont
> ya think hed be ded alredy so please shutup


Erm cooooldude, I think you've got your wires crossed somehow. This is called a competition, where you have to think of funny and original ways for Sniper to die!!

Way I see it, the more I post , the more chance I have of winning.

Buit what would you know, you're just a newbie! ;(

cooooldude wrote:
> COOLDOG wat the hell is wrong with you hating siper so much i think
> we get the point you h8 him and if either one of those happend dont
> ya think hed be ded alredy so please shutup

i don't h8 sniper, i just want to win a game.

or:
Myst1que and er-no were having a snog, when Sniper decided to interrupt them.

*cue James Bond music*

er-no pulls out his rocket launcher, rests it on his shoulder and fires a rocket at Sniper, who ducks, but
as it hits the wall behind him, sniper goes flying forwards and gets stuck in the launcher.

er-no aims up at the sky and fires sniper into the air.

at around 2000 feet he stops and starts to plumet towards the ground.

at the last moment er-no steps out the way and sniper gets mangled into the ground.

Sniper bits fly every where.

Myst1que goes all wobbly at the knees and faints
into her hero er-no's arms.

*end James Bond music*

COOLDOG wat the hell is wrong with you hating siper so much i think we get the point you h8 him and if either one of those happend dont ya think hed be ded alredy so please shutup

Myst1que and er-no were having a snog, when Sniper decided to interrupt them.

*cue James Bond music*

er-no pulls out his wristwatch and fires a rocket launcher at Sniper, who ducks, but didn't see the other rocket coming from er-no's shoe.

Sniper meets the second rocket face first and they both explode in a shower of Sniper bits.

Myst1que goes all wobbly at the knees and faints into her hero er-no's arms.

*end James Bond music*

*cue GAD presentation to FM*

Sniper lots all the thrills from killing people with guns so he took to hacking computers instead.

He hacked one to many, and Hacked his own by mistake. He deleted all his files!

In fury he threw his monitor in the air, and it landed on his head!

Sniper went to a dance. They were doing a tango. He misinturprited that as being Tangoed. He jumped out the window to avoid that happening to him.

A mafia gang leader, with his henchmen, was walking by.

When Sniper jumped out the window, the henchmen thought he was trying to kill the Mafia guy, and they shot him dead!

sniper got knee cancer and died a slow and painful death due to the only cure being a gunshot wound to the infected knee!

Sniper was on holiday, and had a bit too much sangria.

He got completely disorientated and walked off the balcony not the door!

He was on the thirteenth floor!