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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Nice post Sheepy....

Ive got cheese all over me!.... ewwwwww

excuse me david think of your own ways to kill sniper
please dont p!ss on my fire

*Flames burst out and burn all myst1ques butt hair!..... and up her body before sizzling her beard!*

:-)

Sheepy invited Sniper round for dinner...

" Welcome Sniper... have a seat "

" Where are the others? "

" Should be here soon "

" Alright... Hey thats a lot of cheese you've got there "

" Yep " Sheepy smiles

" Tell you what Snipe... lets have a contest... the looser is a big gay idiot "

" Ok... ha you'll lose you stupid, gay , idiot, sheep "

" Whoever eats the most cheese wins... START "

Sniper inexperienced in cheese eating contest begins to expand and expand... Sniper stops and Sheepy wins

" Can't handle your cheese Snipe? "

" IDIOT " shouts the large Sniper

" I can't eat another thing now, you idiot "

" Are you sure Sniper... what about this waaafffer thin banana "

" NO I'm stuffed, go away gay "

Sheepy stuufs banana in Sniper's mouth and runs for cover

Sniper exapnds and explodes like a firework

The rest of FOG wak in to be covered with cheese, banana and Sniper :D

THE END

Myst1que wrote:
> *bends over(shut it)ignites a fart causing sniper to burst into
> flames.*then myst1que says "hot enough for ya?"

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*Sniper shouts "NO!"*

*Myst1que eats 17 onions, 32 chillis, and downs 3 pints of curry soup....*

*FART*

"Hot enough for ya?!"

Dav1d wrote:
> I get the feeling there's only 1 winner in er-no's
> eyes....

*Myst1que wraps er-no wround her little finger*

*laughs*

*bends over(shut it)ignites a fart causing sniper to burst into flames.*then myst1que says "hot enough for ya?"

I get the feeling there's only 1 winner in er-no's eyes....

*Myst1que wraps er-no wround her little finger*

hey hey!

Myst1que wrote:
> *myst1que eats sniper*

And there goes another one line wonder!