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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper is happily walking down the street, humming a happy tune, swinging his arms wildly as he walks.
Sniper hears a strange whistling noise, and stops to look up.
Sniper tugs at the neck of his T-shirt, and gulps heavily.
The whistling sound grows ever louder.
Sniper looks up one last time, just as an anvil lands on his head.
Sniper's feet become stuck in the ground.
The anvil bounces up from Snipers head, and lands on it again, and again, and again.
Sniper is getting hammered further and further into the ground, until he has disappeared all together.
The anvil is moved from on top of the now buried Sniper.
A small lump raises from beneath the ground, as happens when you get a nasty, fatal, bump on the head.
Sniper hears a strange whistling noise, and stops to look up.
Sniper tugs at the neck of his T-shirt, and gulps heavily.
The whistling sound grows ever louder.
Sniper looks up one last time, just as an anvil lands on his head.
Sniper's feet become stuck in the ground.
The anvil bounces up from Snipers head, and lands on it again, and again, and again.
Sniper is getting hammered further and further into the ground, until he has disappeared all together.
The anvil is moved from on top of the now buried Sniper.
A small lump raises from beneath the ground, as happens when you get a nasty, fatal, bump on the head.
* lexus pulls out shotgun and aims at sniper *
BANG!!!
BANG!!!
sniper starts to sing.
but because he is a cr*p singer his voice goes all muffed up.
it sound like a mokey mateing call.
the ground starts to tremble.
from out of nowhere 20 monkeys jump on him.
his sad end is that he is crushed to death by 20 randy orangutangs
but because he is a cr*p singer his voice goes all muffed up.
it sound like a mokey mateing call.
the ground starts to tremble.
from out of nowhere 20 monkeys jump on him.
his sad end is that he is crushed to death by 20 randy orangutangs
Sitting on a rooftop , watching his prey. Sniper has the enemy in his sights! He thinks to himself "my gun feels a bit different today" but he stays focused , and then lets rip!
His sidekick new he had the gun facing the wrong way , but Snipers departure meant that the promotion he wanted was now in his sight!
His sidekick new he had the gun facing the wrong way , but Snipers departure meant that the promotion he wanted was now in his sight!
take him on a pub crawl for 7 nights running so hes full of alcohol.
on the 7th night when he is totaly blasted make him eat a lit match, then............... KA-BOOM!
on the 7th night when he is totaly blasted make him eat a lit match, then............... KA-BOOM!
lock him in a tesco cardboard box and throw it off a jubjet which is flying over the bermuda triangle
sniper trys to carry a old lady across the road but when he picks her up his feeble body gets crushed under her wieght.
3 little brain cells in snipers head
1 goes pop and sniper is dead!
1 goes pop and sniper is dead!
why does sniper suddenly apear,
when ever guns are near,
just like me,
you want to kill he,
but i get there first!
La La la la la bang! bang! BANG!
when ever guns are near,
just like me,
you want to kill he,
but i get there first!
La La la la la bang! bang! BANG!
run away spiked disk!
chop!
snipers head rolls off.
chop!
snipers head rolls off.
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