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Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

shiper went for a walk but didnt notice he was on holiday sking.so the minute he stepped out the door he fell down the mountain and broke his bck then died from frost bite

Sniper was rolling round a haystack with his new love, Myst1que. Er-no, Myst1que's boyfriend came, saw what was happening, and set the haystack alight!

Sniper commited Hari Kari!

Sniper decided to unwind after a long hard day of killing people to bits , so he went down to his local boozer and got some rounds in. After a while the booze kicked in and he started to get very drunk! So drunk that he began seeing things , such as gun weilding maniacs and bald crimelords stroking cats. He acted quickly and whipped out a grenade , forgetting the miniscule size of his favourite pub! Everyone escaped the blast , except for Sniper. The poor thing.

OH THX I ALWAYS TRY MY HARDEST AT PUNCTUATION OH AND IM 11

Oh and cooooldude, love the punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cooooldude wrote:

throught

How old are you? it's throat not that. That's a cross between thought and I've no idea what else!

Cooooooooooldoooooood, that was wonderful, *wipes tear from the corner of his eye*. I'm truely touched after readig that.

well it all started when sniper went for a walk when a dog chased after him and took his arm off and he ran for help so he ran accross the road to his freinds house but he didnt see a car coming so it ran him down and he got a broken arm and a leg so he tried shouting for help but a bird died in mid air and its beak went right through his throught so he had to try somthing differenthe roled about till he could stand on his only one good leg but the dog came back ripped his foot off and saw it runaway laughing at last somone saw him but it wasnt his freind its was his enemy black eye he got his black eye and his name from sniper so b.e. got a gun out and shot him in the head lukily for shiper he is thick skulled so it only made pain but b.e. thought he was ded so he ran off at last his freind saw him and called an amublace but when the ambulance got their because he was lying on the road they over him and brok his bak and wen they got to him his heart had stopped beating they tried to use them eletric pad things but they absolute finished him off and everyone forgot about him so he roted away into nothing in the ambulance THE END

Sniper died one day when he showed er-no his new G4 in which he'd had Windows 2000 Pro installed.

It's the first case in history where Sniper's death was recorded as:

"Anal-retentive Apple disorder"