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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper shot someone through the head with his Sniper Rifle.
As he was walking past, he slipped on some blood and landed head first on the hard concrete.
As he was walking past, he slipped on some blood and landed head first on the hard concrete.
'Sniper' once a respected member of ukchatforums.com is now most wanted world-wide! He made a terrible mistake, and he said terrible things about Tony on the forums. Sniper was threatening to kill Tony and all other SR members.
Sniper had reamed up with Khazar to finish of what they had started. Sniper, armed with a PSG 1 sniper and Khazar armed with his bad language and baseball bat were ready to kill.
Tony was expecting this to happen, and was glad that he use to be a SAS killing machine. Sniper and Khazar wanted Tony to be the first to die, so one night they knocked on his door. Tony was not expecting visitiors, so he armed himself with a Desert Eagle. Tony answered the door and standing there was Khazar with a baseball bat. Khazar said
"Your dead sunshine!" Tony pulled out his Desert Eagle and blew Khazars head off. Sniper started to shoot from the distance, so Tony used Khazars dead body as a shield to protect him. Sniper continued shooting, but Tony was too smart, by this point Khazar's dead body had about 50 bullets in the chest.
Tony picked up Khazar's baseball bat whilst Sniper was reloading and threw it towards Sniper, it flew through the air and hit Sniper full blast on the head. Sniper was unconsouse for atleast 10 minutes, this gave Tony time to arm himself with some really good stuff. Tony was strapped up into his old SAS uniform (he looked cool) Tony was really mad, he had all the face paint stuff on and had a collection of grenades and weapons. Tony ran out his door and dived behind his Porsche, Sniper started shooting at his car
"nooooooooo!, not the car" tony shouted in disbeliefe. Tony got out his sniper and noticed that Sniper was sat directly under some power lines, Tony aimed and shot a round of bullets at the power lines. Three power cables came flying down and hit Sniper. Sniper's body was torn to pieces by the high voltage cables, Tony walked up to Sniper and noticed Sniper was still breathing, Tony ogt some C4 explocives fom his house and strapped them to Sniper
"Nooooooooo, dont kill me!" Sniper screamed, but BOOOOM Tony pushed the switch and finally saved the world from a hopeless killer.
Sniper had reamed up with Khazar to finish of what they had started. Sniper, armed with a PSG 1 sniper and Khazar armed with his bad language and baseball bat were ready to kill.
Tony was expecting this to happen, and was glad that he use to be a SAS killing machine. Sniper and Khazar wanted Tony to be the first to die, so one night they knocked on his door. Tony was not expecting visitiors, so he armed himself with a Desert Eagle. Tony answered the door and standing there was Khazar with a baseball bat. Khazar said
"Your dead sunshine!" Tony pulled out his Desert Eagle and blew Khazars head off. Sniper started to shoot from the distance, so Tony used Khazars dead body as a shield to protect him. Sniper continued shooting, but Tony was too smart, by this point Khazar's dead body had about 50 bullets in the chest.
Tony picked up Khazar's baseball bat whilst Sniper was reloading and threw it towards Sniper, it flew through the air and hit Sniper full blast on the head. Sniper was unconsouse for atleast 10 minutes, this gave Tony time to arm himself with some really good stuff. Tony was strapped up into his old SAS uniform (he looked cool) Tony was really mad, he had all the face paint stuff on and had a collection of grenades and weapons. Tony ran out his door and dived behind his Porsche, Sniper started shooting at his car
"nooooooooo!, not the car" tony shouted in disbeliefe. Tony got out his sniper and noticed that Sniper was sat directly under some power lines, Tony aimed and shot a round of bullets at the power lines. Three power cables came flying down and hit Sniper. Sniper's body was torn to pieces by the high voltage cables, Tony walked up to Sniper and noticed Sniper was still breathing, Tony ogt some C4 explocives fom his house and strapped them to Sniper
"Nooooooooo, dont kill me!" Sniper screamed, but BOOOOM Tony pushed the switch and finally saved the world from a hopeless killer.
i word......
kamikazi!!!!!!!!!
kamikazi!!!!!!!!!
sniper was skipping threw the forest gayly, when he trod on a mushroom man.
he did not notice and just skipped back to his woodland cottage.
the mushroom people were very angry so they decided sniper must die.
3 mushroom ninjas crept threw the back door of the cottage late that night.
at this time sniper was in a hot bubble bath singing and scrubbing away.
the ninjas waited for 2 hours for him to get out of the bath, but in that lenght of time they got hungry.
they all made a cupasoup and sat down and drank it.
when they saw the lable which said 'mushroom flavor' they felt as if they had betrayed their people.
so they all pulled out their ninja mushroom knifes and killed each other.
after 7 hours in a now cold bath sniper got out and dried himself.
he walked do stairs and into the kitchen.
"ahh!!!" he slipped on a dead mushroom man and fell over cracking his head open on the marble floor.
he was rushed to hospital but it was too late.
THE END(of sniper)
he did not notice and just skipped back to his woodland cottage.
the mushroom people were very angry so they decided sniper must die.
3 mushroom ninjas crept threw the back door of the cottage late that night.
at this time sniper was in a hot bubble bath singing and scrubbing away.
the ninjas waited for 2 hours for him to get out of the bath, but in that lenght of time they got hungry.
they all made a cupasoup and sat down and drank it.
when they saw the lable which said 'mushroom flavor' they felt as if they had betrayed their people.
so they all pulled out their ninja mushroom knifes and killed each other.
after 7 hours in a now cold bath sniper got out and dried himself.
he walked do stairs and into the kitchen.
"ahh!!!" he slipped on a dead mushroom man and fell over cracking his head open on the marble floor.
he was rushed to hospital but it was too late.
THE END(of sniper)
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