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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

There once was a guy, Sniper Pooh,
Who spent alot of time on the loo,
One day he got stuck,
Amongst all the muck,
And died of the hullaboloo!

Sniper loved GAD, Tony hated Sniper.
Sniper won GAD's, Tony hated min even more.
Sniper won another GAD, Tony had enough, got a gun, and shot Sniper.
Sniper's GAD went unclaimed!

Sniper got appendicitus during his sleep. He never woke up!

Sniper had a brilliant social life. He was always phoning people and making arrangements. He Udes his phone one too many times though, and microwaved his brain!

Sniper had just eaten a lovely big meal. Then he dicided to tke a dip in his own swimming pool. He got a cramp. He dint make the edge!

Sniper has left his job of gunning down anything evil , and has moved on to manage a games company. We join him at a meeting , where talks of ‘Super Kill Bloke 4’ are taking place.
"Look people we really need to get this soundtrack sorted out! Do we have any suggestions?" yells Sniper
"Hey , I can play chopsticks on the Piano" suggests one of the developers "I could add some techno beats too! We could turn it into a techno/gothic remix!!!"
"Genius!" shouts Sniper "Get on it now! But we also need more variety!"
"How about a new character! One that looks completely different!" yells another developer
"That’s inspired!" yells Sniper "We’ll change the name to ‘Super Kill Bloke 2001’ too! To give it that streetwise feel , people , lets make it work!!"

6 months after these incredible scenes , the game is ready and put on the shelves. ANOTHER 6 months later , not a single copy has been sold , and poor old Sniper is thrown into the basement , and hasn’t been seen since. The poor thing.

THE END

Sniper deserted UKchatforums and went to another forum. THe members of UKchatforums formed a mob and went after sniper.

He was beaten to death!

It was an odd looking vine. I stepped closer, the thing seemed like it was almost alive.
I heard the snap of a twig from somewhere behind me.
I turned round cautiously. Through the leaves I could see something moving. I held my breath and hoped that the thing would continue on its way.
Suddenly and without any warning at all...

...Sniper died.

Sniper accidently stood on an Ant. The rest of that Ant clan carried Sniper away, and tortured him to death!

yo one thing i wonder wat shiper thinks of this i bet he h8s er-no real bad.......





one day sniper was thinking about this competetion and went insane and killed him slf with a toaster