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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper was actually Julius Cesar!

Sniper never won another GAD or FAD so killed himself buy eating thousands of broked CDs!

Sniper stabbed himself

Sniper thought of his parents as sexual beings and could get the thought out of his mind.

The poor boy ended it all.

er-no is the man!!!!!!!!!!

... and then Sniper died.


THE END


(too obvious? )

Sniper fell in love with a boy, and died of shock!

Sniper heard the poem 'Life' by author unknown

Die Die
die Die
die Die
die Die
die Die
die
die
die
die
die
die
die
die Die
die
die
die Die
die
die

and decided to take it's advice!

If I was Sniper, I would probably be quite scared right about now... anyway:

Sniper gets shot in the face by a Sniper, and realises the irony a split-second before his bloody, mashed face hits the dirt for the final time.

Sniper bought a dog as company.

The dog didnt like him,

so he ate him!

Sniper wasnt very bright and stuck a hairpin in a plug socket!