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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

sniper before he died was a cardboad box flogger.
he sold boxes all over the world!

one day he went to china, too a large suhsei bar.
he had to give 6 shoe boxes to a man called wanglepopei.

he walked into the bar and peered around.

suddenly a large man knocked sniper over inbeding his head into a shoe box which he was holding at the time.

as he could not see he wobbled into the road and was his by a large indian elephant.

he went flying into the air and landed in a department store's shoe section.

a small child brought him for 28849893 changs (5p) and they took him home.

that night when the child was sleeping, sniper (who still could not see) tried to escape but walked into the parents bedroom by mistake.

the dad thought he was a robber and bashed him to death will a over sized toy version of er-no. (yes you can now buy them all over the world!)

he died of haggis posioning!!!

Sniper started his new job at the Golden Peanut Company in a place we call Wales.

He was killed when he was crushed under an avalanche of Peanuts.

Sniper was visiting NASA and he went up to one of the rockets, which was about to be launched, and the engine started!

The advetures of Sniper,the sniper of snipers


Sniper as you aleady know died in the boom boom (shack a lacker) boom boom explosion of yesterday, he finds his life flashing in front of his eyes. PS2's, N64's,dreamcasts and south park.

Cartman,Kyle,Stan and Sniper are walking to the bus stop when a car pulls up
"hey children,where's Kenny?"

Sniper looks at himself,he's wearing an orange coat

Stan replies
"over there chef"

"oh yeah, hey kids got time for a song!"

All reply
"ok"

"I gona squish,squish squish your bodY!!!!"

"Splat it all over da floor!!!!!!!"

"Blood is going everywhere hey!"

"every single week yeah"

"they call him sniper"

"NOoooooooooooo"
OH MY GOD they killed sniper!!!!!!!!



With his last ounce of strengh he gave these last few words.
"resfan deserves the game,he, he (gurgle) he has been here (pop) neary every day of his ow 100 and urrrghh he should win and get his devil may cry"

sniper got stuck in a faulty decompression chamber. When they came to fix the chamber, they let the pressure out very quickly and Sniper exploaded

Sniper went Scuber diving in the atlnatic ocean and was eaten by a great white shark.

sniper got stung by a scorpion in the middle of the saharah desert.

*myst1que catches sniper drinking her beer*
she is furious

her eyes turn white and she starts chanting

"iskan unnam rtta lukna(black clouds start to form) RukTai forlu'M AktAI!"

*myst1que starts to levitate* and a huge bolt of lightning hits her

chants again in a godly voice.."Akatay oonsay EnStead ANSAI!"

Snipers head starts to swell..he puts his hands o his head to try ease the pain....unable to stop it his eyes burst..and his hair sets alight melting his skin,causing his head to explode

sniper went into an airoplane, and asked the stewardess, "where is the field?"

"What field?" the stewardess asked.

*Sniper removes Toupe*

"Well this it a Hair Plain isn't it?"

When told not, Sniper died of shock!