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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

It was Halloween Sniper had a bowl of sweets ready for all the trick or treaters. Sniper was sat down watching a horror movie on TV when he suddenly jumped, it was the door bell the early trick or treaters were there.
Sniper opened the door and stood there were what looked like little children dressed up as serial killers, with toy weapons. BUT realy behind the masks were er-no, FM, Cooldogs and CJC. They knew this would be the best way to kill Sniper, armed with real weapons they said in a childish tone
"Trick or treat!" Sniper thought they looked adorable, Sniper reached out to put some sweets in er-no's bag when suddenly Cooldogs sliced his hand off.
"Ahhhhhh, my hand!" Sniper roared, er-no and gang took of there masks and revealed themselves to Sniper.
"Trick or treat" er-no said to Sniper in his real tone of voice. CJC shot Sniper in the kneecaps, and Sniper fell to the ground. FM got out his crossbow and fired two dart at Sniper's shoulders pinning him to the ground.
Then er-no stud on Snipers kneecaps making more pain, CJC remebered some type of fact about shooting people in the liver, CJC shot Sniper in the liver and black blood came pouring out of Sniper's body. Er-no then thought it would be a good idea to get rid of Snipers body so they tryed picking Sniper up
"What!" Cooldogs shouted, Sniper was still pinned to the groung and there was no way they would be able to take them out. er-no could hear a dog barking from across the street, this dog looked hungry and very scary, er-no let the dog out and it came running towards Sniper, it tore of his arm and started to eat Sniper.

"Thats the last of Sniper" FM said, er-no and the gang nicked the bowl of sweets that Sniper had prepared and walked home.

Your Honour wrote:
> Mys, some of the ways you try and kill SNiper are pretty damn
> violent, are you in a padded cell at this moment?

:-)

i am

its a feather duster...that guy whats his name....big hair big teeth...les dawson..no thats not it....i'll get it soon

Lol!

What exactly is a "tickling stick", or don't I want to know?

BTW, you've got mail.

runs around in circles flapping arms and sweaking.....

the tickles sniper to death...with a tickeling stick

Mys, some of the ways you try and kill SNiper are pretty damn violent, are you in a padded cell at this moment?

:-)

myst1que notices that sniper has a wooden leg she steals it and beat him to death with it

myst1que ties sniper to a chair and feeds him his own brain...before slicing his torso and gutting him to sell the meat at the local market..."pork" pie anyone?

Myst1que wrote:
> *moonwalks into the forum*
OW!
because i'm bad really really i'm
> bad
OW!HO OW HO!
*kicks leg in the air*OW
!*knocks snipers head
> off*

really really bad cos i'm bad really really bad


that was bad!

*moonwalks into the forum*
OW!
because i'm bad really really i'm bad
OW!HO OW HO!
*kicks leg in the air*OW
!*knocks snipers head off*

really really bad cos i'm bad really really bad