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Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

sniper went into HMV, picked up an album. When asked what he was doing he said, "Well mnm's and meant to be eaten aren't they!"

He later died in hospital due to his digestive system being slashed to pieces by the plastic!

sniper ate some rat poison, then he realised he was a mouse, and died anyway!

Sniper went into a bar and asked for a Bloody Mary. He then noticed that the bargirls name was Mary. She then took a knife slashed her chest and said, "here you go." Sniper died of shock

Sheepy calls er-no ugly once again... although this time er-no goes completely insane and comes after Sheepy.

Sheepy and Sniper are having a debate over cheese and bananas.

" Ah Snipe... just can't handle your cheese and bananas "

" Shut up "

" Hey Snipe... I called er-no ugly again today... he went a bit insane, was very funny though. Said he was going to come up here and kill me "

" Ha, gay idiot "

er-no burts in the door holding a picture of a tank

" Thats it Sheepy... I warned you... time to die "

er-no aims gun at Sheepy... Sheepy spots a piece of cheese on floor and bends down to pick it up...

" BWAH HA HA HA " die Sheep boy

BANG

The bullet miss's Sheepy and heads straight into Sniper

" Gay idiot "

Were Sniper's last words

Sniper dies :D

(er-no also dies as he finds it so amusing he falls to floor and chokes on a piece of cheese that somewho ended up in his mouth)

Sniper got locked in a freezer, in Morrisons, for 1 night. When he came out, he couldnt stop chattering because he was so cold. So the Nice people at morrisons game him a cup of coffee and he melted!

sniper trys to get back at er-no for making this topic by using black magic.

he goes into the attic and draws a pentagram with chalk on the wooden floor and places a lit candle at each corner.

he walks into the shape then sits down cross legged.

he cross his fingers and starts to hum.

"hhhhuuuuuuuummmmmmm, hhhhhuuuuuuummmmmm."

the toy chest near by starts to open slowly.

out crawls a band of ragdolls.

sniper looks over to them and then finds out what hes done.

"my god!" he says," i have unleashed a group of evil mad ragdolls into the world! I wonder if they will be my friend?!"

one of the ragdolls shook his head as they advanced to sniper.

sniper reaches over and grabs his magic book.

"it says here, they will only turn back to normal when they've had some cheese. but where can i get....AAAHHHHHH!"

a ragdoll removed the blade from snipers neck which he just dug in.

"where can we get some cheese?" asked a doll.

"hay look at this," said another as he pointed to snipers dead ear, "inside is pure cheese!"

they started to nibble away at sniper's ear cheese and soon reterned to normal.

the end (Of sniper again!)

Sniper wanders onto Gameaday and checks to see if his recent attempt has won...

17/8/01
Sniper - Why you are all gay idiots

Sniper gets such a shock he has a heart attack.. he manges to crawl to the phone although as he is about to pick up the phone a comedy anvil, a piano and an elephant with a monkey on its back fall from the ceiling and land on Snipe.

Sniper dies :D

It was a foggy afternoon at the FOG forum. Sniper had just finished typing up some reviews for a chance to win gameaday. For some strange reason Sniper was feeling rather proud of himself, maybe it was because he had just typed up some good reviews or maybe he was just feeling happy!
Sniper walked into his kitchen to make a cup of coffee when he noticed some little vandal had graphitied his car, on the bonnet in big letters was er-no spray painted on to it.
The first name that came into his head was er-no, Sniper grabbed his gun and went to take a closer look at the damage done to his car. He got to his car and heard a ticking sound coming from under the car, Sniper looked under the car and saw to his surprise a Bomb! Sniper turned and ran but er-no was watching from the other side of the street with his finger on a red bottom. BOOOOM! Sniper's car exploded but Sniper was lucky to still be alive, Sniper had chunks of glass stuck into his skin. Sniper was nicked cold out on his drive way, er-no picked up his baseball bat and ran to wards Sniper, er-no smacked Sniper over the head 10 times and then started to kick him, apart from the big explosion er-no wanted this to be a silent kill.
Sniper was now severely injured but er-no thought what better way to finish Sniper off than use Snipers own gun. er-no picks up the sniper rifle and points it to Snipers head then saying
"Yippy Ki Yay!" er-no pulls the trigger and Sniper’s head exploded against his drive.

er-no does a runner!

Sniper is a Christian and he was put in a gladitorial ring to fight a tiger. He Lost, he was quite tasty though

Sniper had a dark secret, he was Jack the Ripper. When everyone found out, he was hanged, and burned alive, at the same time!