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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper was in hiding as all the members of FOG wanted to kill him (At Er-no's command). He came out, to see if they had gone. They hadn't.

firstly they poured Bleecha nd acid on him. THen they used a cheese grater to take away some of his skin. Then they shot him in both knees. They then castrated him and left him for dead.

BUT

He was still alive, so they got a steam roller, flattened him out, and put him through a shredder

death buy monkeys!

Myst1que and YH were having a rather intimate chat. Sniper interrupted them.

Annoyed the two of then beat him to death with baseball bats!

Myst1que, email me.

Sniper was on the Pepsi Max, and forgot to put his seatbelt on, then put his hand in the air as they went over!

Myst1que wrote:
> Yh sign on msn

Sorry, I can't. I'm at work at MSN doesn't work through the fire wall thingy.

I'll be on tonight after about 10 though....

T'was a fine Saturday afternoon, Mrs. Sniper felt a bit peckish and decided to have a nice cheese sarnie, but there was only a hard stale piece of cheddar in the fridge. "Sniper dear" she shouted, be a love and nip out to get me some fresh creamy Wensleydale. After 10 minutes of nagging, Sniper slipped his AirMax on and stolled to the local Sainsbury's.
The road was quite busy, Sniper stood patiently at the side of the road, looked both ways, saw a gap coming up and stepped out into the road. Snipers mobile started ringing, without thinking he plunged his hand into his pocket, pulled his phone out and answered, it was Mrs. Sniper... "I'm just crossing the road now love" he said, just then there was a terrifying screech of tyres. Sniper looked up to see a Huge Artic skidding towards him, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath.. and nothing. Luckily the truck stopped before it hit him.
A little shaken, Sniper made it safely accross the road and into Sainsbury's. He made his way to the cheese counter and waited his turn. The queue went fairly quickly, the young girl behind the counter enquire "Can I help you Sir?" to which Sniper replied "Aah yes, alovely piece of Wensleydale for my wife please". The young girl picked up a chunk that was much too large "Can I have about a quarter of that" said Sniper, "Certainly" the girl replied. She placed the cheese on the board and prepared to cut. The thin cheese wire glistened in the Supermarkets brilliant light, the girl drew the wire down on the large lump of cheese but she was only a trainee, she jolted the wire to the left sending a piece of wax coated Wensleydale Stright through Snipers left lung.

Anyway, that's how he died.

Yh sign on msn

Myst1que wrote:
> yes whilst the mirror cracked it did eventually shatter showering
> sniper and cooldog with glass killing them both

sorry But Sniper is allready dead, and cooldogs was wearing a glass resistant suit! 8-b

Cooldogs got pummelled to death by the Foggers for being exceedingly annoying.