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THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
> Myst1que wrote:
> myst1que streaks...snipers eyes fall out, with
> fright, and his tongue rolls out onto the table, leaving him to bleed to
> death
You missed out two
> words which I have taked the liberty of adding!
You missed out 8 words which I have taken the liberty of adding.
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Yes, all the way down there.
Sniper though that it would be quite a good scientific experiment to see what happens to you if you put your head dowwn the toilet and flush. Sniper puts his head down and flushed. Surely enough, his head was sucked down the toilet, decapitating Sniper.
Death 7 - Ending 2.
Sniper though that it would be quite a good scientific experiment to see what happens to you if you put your head dowwn the toilet and flush. Sniper puts his head down and flushed. Surely enough, his entire body is sucked down the toilet, killing him.
> Haha! Hey at least, I did a lot of stories. More to come in a minute.
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NO!....PLEASE DONT!.... AHHHHHHHHH!
:-)