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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper walked into the studio. He couldn't believe how lucky he was to be on TV, and to be asked as well, rather than begging. He watched as the funny man jumped around in front of the audience and was motioned over to a chair by some important looking men in suits, all wearing microphone headsets.
As Sniper watched, the funny man addressed the audience...
"See Mr Sniper. He big funny man. Mr Sniper like dying in mysterious ways. But what more mysterious is how he going to die today..." The man pointed to several objects which Sniper suddenly realised looked very painful. "Will Mr Sniper die from this swinging electric cable? Will he die from large axe? Is Mr Sniper being killed by big dog? (ooh, that a very big dog Mr Sniper...)"
The man turned back to the screen. "So...Electric cable, large axe, big dog or all three? Place bets now..."
Sniper waited while the studio team got ready.
"Ah. Let's see how Mr Sniper die..." said the funny man as Sniper watched him press a button.
The cable, which was currently being held up by a hook, dropped down, sparking on its way. It swung past Sniper and attached itself to a hook on the other side. This caused the dog's lead to be dropped and the hungry looking creature ran at Sniper as fast as he could. Sniper closed his eyes as the dog leapt. It sailed through the air, straight past the quivering frame in the chair and on to a plate of sausages left on a plate behind him. Finally the axe rushed down and flew past Sniper.
Sniper breathed a sigh of relief as the axe missed, but it swung up further to the hook, releasing the wire again. This made its way straight towards sniper, but instead of touching him, wound around the chair to hit the back of the dog. The dog jumped up and bit Sniper on the butt. He screamed in pain and jumped out of his seat as the cable finished winding around and electrified the chair, just as Sniper fell back down into it. The shaking form of Sniper's electrified body caused the axe to fall again, straight through the middle of Sniper's head.
"Ah, Poor Mr Sniper." said the funny man, reappearing. "It was all three!!"
As Sniper watched, the funny man addressed the audience...
"See Mr Sniper. He big funny man. Mr Sniper like dying in mysterious ways. But what more mysterious is how he going to die today..." The man pointed to several objects which Sniper suddenly realised looked very painful. "Will Mr Sniper die from this swinging electric cable? Will he die from large axe? Is Mr Sniper being killed by big dog? (ooh, that a very big dog Mr Sniper...)"
The man turned back to the screen. "So...Electric cable, large axe, big dog or all three? Place bets now..."
Sniper waited while the studio team got ready.
"Ah. Let's see how Mr Sniper die..." said the funny man as Sniper watched him press a button.
The cable, which was currently being held up by a hook, dropped down, sparking on its way. It swung past Sniper and attached itself to a hook on the other side. This caused the dog's lead to be dropped and the hungry looking creature ran at Sniper as fast as he could. Sniper closed his eyes as the dog leapt. It sailed through the air, straight past the quivering frame in the chair and on to a plate of sausages left on a plate behind him. Finally the axe rushed down and flew past Sniper.
Sniper breathed a sigh of relief as the axe missed, but it swung up further to the hook, releasing the wire again. This made its way straight towards sniper, but instead of touching him, wound around the chair to hit the back of the dog. The dog jumped up and bit Sniper on the butt. He screamed in pain and jumped out of his seat as the cable finished winding around and electrified the chair, just as Sniper fell back down into it. The shaking form of Sniper's electrified body caused the axe to fall again, straight through the middle of Sniper's head.
"Ah, Poor Mr Sniper." said the funny man, reappearing. "It was all three!!"
Sniper was kidnapped by SHEEPY, taken to an abandoned warehouse, and placed in a chair with his arms in a straightjacket and legs bound to the chair. He was forced to listen to the entire Radiohead back-catalogue on repeat.
Even with no way of moving any of his limbs, Sniper still managed to give himself a mercy killing by breaking his own neck through sheer willpower.
Even with no way of moving any of his limbs, Sniper still managed to give himself a mercy killing by breaking his own neck through sheer willpower.
Cooldogs Had won a weekend holiday in a big mansion. It was a very big house, with lots of rooms, and employees. He was having a wonderfull weeekend.
Then on the Sunday evening he decided to have a walk around the house. The first three floors were very ornate and very interesting. The fourth floor though was completely different. It was dark and dank and smelt very musty.
He diecided to have a look in some of the rooms. The room he went into had a very strange smell about it.
The smell was sweet yet sickly. It got cooldogs very interested. He followed the source of the smell, It was coming from the wardrobe. he opened it, and there hanging in the middle of it was Sniper, in a bloodstained wedding dress, with a dagger twisted in his heart. The smell told Cooldogs that he had been dead for days.
There was a note behind His neck, which read,
"Next time pay your gambling debts, Oh there wont be a next time!"
Cooldogs fainted with the shock, and was never seen agian!
Then on the Sunday evening he decided to have a walk around the house. The first three floors were very ornate and very interesting. The fourth floor though was completely different. It was dark and dank and smelt very musty.
He diecided to have a look in some of the rooms. The room he went into had a very strange smell about it.
The smell was sweet yet sickly. It got cooldogs very interested. He followed the source of the smell, It was coming from the wardrobe. he opened it, and there hanging in the middle of it was Sniper, in a bloodstained wedding dress, with a dagger twisted in his heart. The smell told Cooldogs that he had been dead for days.
There was a note behind His neck, which read,
"Next time pay your gambling debts, Oh there wont be a next time!"
Cooldogs fainted with the shock, and was never seen agian!
Sniper cut his head off one day when shaving.
Gillette, the best a man can behead himself with.
Gillette, the best a man can behead himself with.
Sniper was found hanging naked in a noose. His hands were gripping the noose, his face was frozen in pain and anguish. His head was gashed open leaving streams of congealing blood down his body to the tip of his toe. His belly had been cut, with his intestinges haning out. He had to gunshot wound, one to a knee the other to the liver. His arms were bruised beyond compare.
All because cooldogs didnt win the GAD.
All because cooldogs didnt win the GAD.
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Sniper won GAD and died from shock.
Said that one ;)
Although he only fainted from winning GAD then a comedy anvil, piano and a elephant with a monkey riding it fell from the sky and killed him :D
> Sniper won GAD and died from shock.
Said that one ;)
Although he only fainted from winning GAD then a comedy anvil, piano and a elephant with a monkey riding it fell from the sky and killed him :D
ICE AGE COMING
Sniper is in his bunker having a glass of coke when he wants some ice... e forgets it is -50oC outside. He steps out and starts hacking ice in his swimming shorts.
Although a comedy anvil, piano and an elephant with a monkey riding land on Sniper.
Sniper dies :D
Sniper is in his bunker having a glass of coke when he wants some ice... e forgets it is -50oC outside. He steps out and starts hacking ice in his swimming shorts.
Although a comedy anvil, piano and an elephant with a monkey riding land on Sniper.
Sniper dies :D
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