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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper once got a job as a stuntman for ASDA but died when he tried to do a high fall gag and landed not on an air cushion but on a crate of Doggie Delite which was on special offer that week, only 43 pence a can.

Everyone thinks that 'Stick Death' is based on matchstick men. It's not, everyone of those is full motion video capture of an actual Sniper realtime event.

Sniper once broke a finger when someone punched him on the nose. He died later in hospital of a broken heart.

Sniper once died from electrocution trying to fit a mod chip to his Gameboy.

Sniper drowned in his bowl of cornflakes.

Sniper once went out on a wintry day and got caught short in the woods so went to take a leak behind a tree.

The found him frozen there four days later and named him:

Sniper the Fountain Boy

Not being funny cooldogs, but I think you *may* stand more chance of winning if you put a bit of thought into your ideas.

Maybe write ones that are a couple of paragraphs instead of a couple of lines.

I could be wrong, but I don't something like:

Sniper drowned in his bowl of cornflakes

Would win.

Sniper loved to play hack and slash games!

One day he got borede of them so decided to get a better thrill.

He went out and started to slash people to death. When to police caught up to him, all they found was a massive pile of bodies with their organs hanging out! Blood was splattered everywhere. And on top of the pile was Sniper's head, his body was somewhere in the pile!

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
She'd set the lamb on Sniper who would then proceed to get ripped to shreds by its viscious hooves and elongated fangs, thereby becoming deceased.

Sniper lived in an old people's home! There was a revolution against the staff. Sniper was on the front line, and the police came in and shot everyone dead!